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Hey!  I'm not 40 yet and I got to enjoy carrying a couple of shameful nudity boxes from the back room to the front to pay a former female classmate running the register for the chance to unload my lonely seed in solitude.

She did not offer to join me.

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8 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

Hey!  I'm not 40 yet and I got to enjoy carrying a couple of shameful nudity boxes from the back room to the front to pay a former female classmate running the register for the chance to unload my lonely seed in solitude.

She did not offer to join me.

im talking 30 years old and younger.. yes 30 SOMETHING year olds probably have . i think video stores went under within 5 or so years of me renting me some porn from the family owned video shop and the cashier acting all flustered LOL

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1 hour ago, 🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits said:

none

do you not know how vhs works? you jizz while the tape is still playing :D

Then touch the VCR, VHS, and case

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I went to a strip club as soon as I turned 18, arranged to have sex w/a 30 something black stripper named Shay, and then the next day I just went and did that in her trailer.

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When I was like... 9 maybe? my family was at the video rental place and I had to go to the bathroom. I get out and I see this curtain.

"Hey guys, check it out, there's a whole bunch more movies back here!"

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14 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

When I was like... 9 maybe? my family was at the video rental place and I had to go to the bathroom. I get out and I see this curtain.

"Hey guys, check it out, there's a whole bunch more movies back here!"

This seems to be more of and epiphany then you let on.....

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2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

When I was like... 9 maybe? my family was at the video rental place and I had to go to the bathroom. I get out and I see this curtain.

"Hey guys, check it out, there's a whole bunch more movies back here!"

Lol! I remember being curious about the curtain room and why only the grown ups could go in... 😂

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15 minutes ago, renjifan said:

Lol! I remember being curious about the curtain room and why only the grown ups could go in... 😂

They had a room like that at some magic shop in my home town. By the time I was old enough to go in I had created so many theories about the room. Is it the real magic? Dangerous magic? Is there a fucking Rancor in there? Magic booze? Straight up porn? Gore? 

 

It was a fucking dildo room that had a small area for adult gag gifts. I was so disappointed. 

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I member the rental stores with the special room for mom and dad in the back. By the time I was 18 there was no use for it. lol

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1 minute ago, 🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits said:

It has an adult section tho? Not all of them did

And yes i know theres still a few out there

If I remember the story I was reading right the first floor is regular stuff and then there's an upstairs area that has the porn.

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21 hours ago, Inori said:

My first experience with watching porn was online when I was like 13.

This.

Well, unless you count scrambled Pay Per View / cable porn.

Then there's also adult shows like HBO's Real Sex that I possibly saw before the Internet.

Eh.

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19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

This.

Well, unless you count scrambled Pay Per View / cable porn.

Then there's also adult shows like HBO's Real Sex that I possibly saw before the Internet.

Eh.

Real Sex was the worst thing to try to jerk off to. Most episodes you had about a ten minute window of something worth jerking off to, unless you liked old men slapping fences with their dicks or all the other crap they played.

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10 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Real Sex was the worst thing to try to jerk off to. Most episodes you had about a ten minute window of something worth jerking off to, unless you liked old men slapping fences with their dicks or all the other crap they played.

I mean, in that same era, any adult clip found on the Internet was 30 seconds MAX.

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2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I mean, in that same era, any adult clip found on the Internet was 30 seconds MAX.

Right? If you knew the episode you could watch something good until the masturbatory portion came on. Kids dont know how good they have it. Jerk off material is literal seconds away for everyone. Instant buffering.

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3 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Right? If you knew the episode you could watch something good until the masturbatory portion came on. Kids dont know how good they have it. Jerk off material is literal seconds away for everyone. Instant buffering.

I dunno. It seemed more satisfying and easier to get off to when you had to work for it.

Now i spend 30 mins searching for something edgy enough to get me off cux ive gotten off to everything already. I wish a rated r sex scene still did the trick.

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