🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Would never know the extra special experience of renting porn from a video store as soon as they turn 18 🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Literally went to a porn store when I was 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 28 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Literally went to a porn store when I was 18 not a porn store. a general video store that sells every kind of video. .. like family movies and porn at the same time LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I'd feel creeped out renting a porn from anywhere. Like just how much jizz has soaked into these VHS cases 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vamped said: I'd feel creeped out renting a porn from anywhere. Like just how much jizz has soaked into these VHS cases none do you not know how vhs works? you jizz while the tape is still playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Hey! I'm not 40 yet and I got to enjoy carrying a couple of shameful nudity boxes from the back room to the front to pay a former female classmate running the register for the chance to unload my lonely seed in solitude. She did not offer to join me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said: Hey! I'm not 40 yet and I got to enjoy carrying a couple of shameful nudity boxes from the back room to the front to pay a former female classmate running the register for the chance to unload my lonely seed in solitude. She did not offer to join me. im talking 30 years old and younger.. yes 30 SOMETHING year olds probably have . i think video stores went under within 5 or so years of me renting me some porn from the family owned video shop and the cashier acting all flustered LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 hour ago, 🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits said: none do you not know how vhs works? you jizz while the tape is still playing Then touch the VCR, VHS, and case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, Vamped said: Then touch the VCR, VHS, and case no.. see .. u watch .. jizz.. pass out... wake up the next day.. shower... then repeat trust me, i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I went to a strip club as soon as I turned 18, arranged to have sex w/a 30 something black stripper named Shay, and then the next day I just went and did that in her trailer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 When I was like... 9 maybe? my family was at the video rental place and I had to go to the bathroom. I get out and I see this curtain. "Hey guys, check it out, there's a whole bunch more movies back here!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: When I was like... 9 maybe? my family was at the video rental place and I had to go to the bathroom. I get out and I see this curtain. "Hey guys, check it out, there's a whole bunch more movies back here!" This seems to be more of and epiphany then you let on..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I fit squarely into your age range and remember not only porno DVDs at the video rental stores, but porno VHS, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I remember by the time I could buy porn I could get it from the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I fit squarely into your age range and remember not only porno DVDs at the video rental stores, but porno VHS, too. Never made it to dvds. I think i just pirated by that time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: When I was like... 9 maybe? my family was at the video rental place and I had to go to the bathroom. I get out and I see this curtain. "Hey guys, check it out, there's a whole bunch more movies back here!" Lol! I remember being curious about the curtain room and why only the grown ups could go in... 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 19 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I remember by the time I could buy porn I could get it from the internet. YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, renjifan said: Lol! I remember being curious about the curtain room and why only the grown ups could go in... 😂 They had a room like that at some magic shop in my home town. By the time I was old enough to go in I had created so many theories about the room. Is it the real magic? Dangerous magic? Is there a fucking Rancor in there? Magic booze? Straight up porn? Gore? It was a fucking dildo room that had a small area for adult gag gifts. I was so disappointed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 There are still some around. Haven't seen VHS in a while but there are some in my town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Whats extra special about an adult video/ sex shop though really... Its not like theyre missing anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I member the rental stores with the special room for mom and dad in the back. By the time I was 18 there was no use for it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Ladies in their 20s and 30s annoy me tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I haven't been there before but there's an old video store like that about 30 minutes from where I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Seight said: I haven't been there before but there's an old video store like that about 30 minutes from where I am. It has an adult section tho? Not all of them did And yes i know theres still a few out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 minute ago, 🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits said: It has an adult section tho? Not all of them did And yes i know theres still a few out there If I remember the story I was reading right the first floor is regular stuff and then there's an upstairs area that has the porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Seight said: If I remember the story I was reading right the first floor is regular stuff and then there's an upstairs area that has the porn. Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inori Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 My first experience with watching porn was online when I was like 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 21 hours ago, Inori said: My first experience with watching porn was online when I was like 13. This. Well, unless you count scrambled Pay Per View / cable porn. Then there's also adult shows like HBO's Real Sex that I possibly saw before the Internet. Eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: This. Well, unless you count scrambled Pay Per View / cable porn. Then there's also adult shows like HBO's Real Sex that I possibly saw before the Internet. Eh. Real Sex was the worst thing to try to jerk off to. Most episodes you had about a ten minute window of something worth jerking off to, unless you liked old men slapping fences with their dicks or all the other crap they played. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Real Sex was the worst thing to try to jerk off to. Most episodes you had about a ten minute window of something worth jerking off to, unless you liked old men slapping fences with their dicks or all the other crap they played. I mean, in that same era, any adult clip found on the Internet was 30 seconds MAX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I mean, in that same era, any adult clip found on the Internet was 30 seconds MAX. Right? If you knew the episode you could watch something good until the masturbatory portion came on. Kids dont know how good they have it. Jerk off material is literal seconds away for everyone. Instant buffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 3 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Right? If you knew the episode you could watch something good until the masturbatory portion came on. Kids dont know how good they have it. Jerk off material is literal seconds away for everyone. Instant buffering. I dunno. It seemed more satisfying and easier to get off to when you had to work for it. Now i spend 30 mins searching for something edgy enough to get me off cux ive gotten off to everything already. I wish a rated r sex scene still did the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 On 11/2/2019 at 12:55 AM, Ultima said: Ladies in their 20s and 30s annoy me tbh. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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