Katya_Hiki Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 I WILL GIVE THEE NO CONTEXT JUST GIVE IT TO ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 the future is in plastics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 No one buys a chicken if they get eggs for free.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 never confused friendship for romatic intrests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Seight said: the future is in plastics why did you quote The Graduate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Don't pin your self-esteem on whether or not some stick thinks you are nothing more than a hole to poke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: why did you quote The Graduate Why wouldn't I quote The Graduate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Seight said: Why wouldn't I quote The Graduate? it is not help full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Its vision is based on movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Also cocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Men lie. Love yourself. No one will love you if u don't love yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 "I dont do buttstuff" - Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 share the load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: share the load Agreed, sucking dick with your man is an intensely intimate bonding experience that will fortify your relationship 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Do dat fuckin 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍑🍆🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Don't pin your self-esteem on whether or not some stick thinks you are nothing more than a hole to poke. oh shit writing this down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Do dat fuckin 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍑🍆🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 dont fuck at all? got that covered fam, dont fuck eggplants and fruit? well shit im out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, Vamped said: "I dont do buttstuff" - Vamped DissGUsstTinn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Men lie. Love yourself. No one will love you if u don't love yourself. well shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 37 minutes ago, Ginguy said: No one buys a chicken if they get eggs for free.... i mean what if i am the chicken and sell my own eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Why bother, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, NaBrainman said: Agreed, sucking dick with your man is an intensely intimate bonding experience that will fortify your relationship wait instruction unclear he sucks himself and i help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Cau said: Why bother, amirite? Ooof too real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Katya_Hiki said: dont fuck at all? got that covered fam, dont fuck eggplants and fruit? well shit im out Nah bro you gotta fuck like a goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 fugg's hooha is one of the seven wonders of the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Nah bro you gotta fuck like a goat well heck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, bnmjy said: fugg's hooha is one of the seven wonders of the world. not sure how this will help me, but thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said: wait instruction unclear he sucks himself and i help? No you bring a third into the bedroom and work together to take their load so they'll leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Katya_Hiki said: not sure how this will help me, but thanks I ship her in my Harry Potter fanfics with Filch. They both take the polyjuice potion, and fuggs becomes a beautiful 16 year old mixed girl and Filch becomes a beautiful 17 year old boy. They do it in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, and of course she's watching and moaning. McGonagall gets a back case of the runs, and normally avoids Myrtle's bathroom, but she wouldn't be able to make it in time, not even to apparate elsewhere in the castle. As she approaches the bathroom, she sees the young transformed fuggs and Filch fucking and Myrtle masturbating. Their potions wear off and McGonagall promptly shits herself. FIN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, NaBrainman said: No you bring a third into the bedroom and work together to take their load so they'll leave oh oof no thanks im too lazy for that, id rather just let other people have sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: I ship her in my Harry Potter fanfics with Filch. They both take the polyjuice potion, and fuggs becomes a beautiful 16 year old mixed girl and Filch becomes a beautiful 17 year old boy. They do it in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, and of course she's watching and moaning. McGonagall gets a back case of the runs, and normally avoids Myrtle's bathroom, but she wouldn't be able to make it in time, not even to apparate elsewhere in the castle. As she approaches the bathroom, she sees the young transformed fuggs and Filch fucking and Myrtle masturbating. Their potions wear off and McGonagall promptly shits herself. FIN i aint mad at that, 2 stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 17 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said: i mean what if i am the chicken and sell my own eggs? Profit without the first three steps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said: i aint mad at that, 2 stars 2 stars? 😡 For something made up on the spot and will clearly be the best unsolicited relationshit advice given to you? Fine. Edit: And I also wrote it shitting on my girlfriend's toilet. Shouldn't leave that part out. Edited September 23, 2019 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: 2 stars? 😡 For something made up on the spot and will clearly be the best unsolicited relationshit advice given to you? Fine. NO HECK I MEAN LIKE I BIG YOU TWO STAR STICKERS FROM MY POCKET 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Profit without the first three steps? sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Katya_Hiki said: I WILL GIVE THEE NO CONTEXT JUST GIVE IT TO ME There is no better advice than this... or was it this?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 If they look at you and say hi they want the d or v 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, StarPanda said: If they look at you and say hi they want the d or v nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 i give terrible advise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 41 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i give terrible advise try me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 always give it your all. and by all i mean sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: always give it your all. and by all i mean sex. what if i just give my all without the sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said: what if i just give my all without the sex is it really giving it your all tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: is it really giving it your all tho? yeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said: yeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: yeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said: try me my love language is words. her's is touch. what i've found is that, even though we have different languages, it still works because we both respect the needs of each other. i would also say that if you think you're in a serious relationship, don't hang out with a single person of the opposite sex without your partner or another few people present (like at a party or something in a large group is fine, but not alone at a bar or something) i'm weird about hanging out with single women, even if i'm not interested in them, because i think its improper while in a serious relationship and gives off the wrong impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: my love language is words. her's is touch. what i've found is that, even though we have different languages, it still works because we both respect the needs of each other. i would also say that if you think you're in a serious relationship, don't hang out with a single person of the opposite sex without your partner or another few people present (like at a party or something in a large group is fine, but not alone at a bar or something) i'm weird about hanging out with single women, even if i'm not interested in them, because i think its improper while in a serious relationship and gives off the wrong impression. well thats not bad advice fam. as for who youre hanging with, i honestly dont care who my partner hangs with, but i usually have to follow the have other people around rule just in case. i dont think its super fair all the time but ya gotta do what ya gotta do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said: yeh im not really one to give advice anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: im not really one to give advice anyway apparently, most peoples advice usually involves sex anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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