Waiting For My Mommy to Wake Up So She Can Transfer Me Bank Funds

[Guest Alien_Nation]

I'm gonna buy a fifth of Jim Beam, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, scratch tickets, two bags of Herr's Honey Sriracha kettle chips, and two Peach Tea Monster Rehabs.

[🍬Candy🍬]

[🍬Candy🍬]

Did i do it right?

[Guest Alien_Nation]

She's in Chicago on a business trip so I think she's two hours behind or something IDK.

I don't want to call and bug her if she still sleeping though.

[🍬Candy🍬]

2 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

She's in Chicago on a business trip so I think she's two hours behind or something IDK.

I don't want to call and bug her if she still sleeping though.

Has your mom tried to get you a job where she is?

My mom doesn't work. Trust fund baby. I give her $$ and pay all her bills but two.

[Guest Alien_Nation]

My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse.

[Poof]

femdom makes sense

[🍬Candy🍬]

11 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse.

Amazon is $15/hr. Thats more $$ than youve ever seen. You could move out.

[Guest Alien_Nation]

Why would I move out of a house that's totally paid off?

[🍬Candy🍬]

2 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

Why would I move out of a house that's totally paid off?

Because your mom lives there?

[wacky1980]

46 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse.

you should move up here. there's warehouse work starting at like $17/hr, and you can transfer up to office work after 6 months if you're not a complete idiot. i know kids who went to work there straight out of high school, pulling down like $60k on internal sales desks. or there's always the state prison on the edge of town. they start guards at like $48k and move up into the $70s after 5 years. full state pension at retirement after just 25 years. you could literally fuck a pile of cash.

wait...this thread is all like, pretend stuff, right? the employment is real, but i don't really want you to move to my town. 

[Guest Alien_Nation]

I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway.

[wacky1980]

Just now, Alien_Nation said:

I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway.

so you choose to stay in your own then. ok, no skin off deez.

[🍬Candy🍬]

2 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway.

Its so silly. They throw money at men just for being men and you wanna be peter pan.

Youll have no choice one day tho

[wacky1980]

Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Its so silly. They throw money at men just for being men and you wanna be peter pan.

Youll have no choice one day tho

god damn woman. keep it up, and you're gonna force me to give you a like.

[Top Gun]

21 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway.

Florida Man. 

[DragonSinger]

22 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

you should move up here. there's warehouse work starting at like $17/hr, and you can transfer up to office work after 6 months if you're not a complete idiot. i know kids who went to work there straight out of high school, pulling down like $60k on internal sales desks. or there's always the state prison on the edge of town. they start guards at like $48k and move up into the $70s after 5 years. full state pension at retirement after just 25 years. you could literally fuck a pile of cash.

wait...this thread is all like, pretend stuff, right? the employment is real, but i don't really want you to move to my town. 

Oh yeah, there's always money in prisons for some reason. And given the make-up of their populations, it'd be the perfect place for someone like Bucket to have authority over them.

[1pooh4u]

This thread makes this post by you hilarious 

 

[André Toulon]

OMFG, this thread.

[Poof]

2 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

Oh yeah, there's always money in prisons for some reason. And given the make-up of their populations, it'd be the perfect place for someone like Bucket to have authority over them.

Even if he was a guard bucket would get raped in prison.

[Guest Alien_Nation]

That's not true.

I would sell them packs of Kool's and we'd be tight.

Fist bump and everything the whole nine yards. 

[🍬Candy🍬]

12 minutes ago, Poof said:

Even if he was a guard bucket would get raped in prison.

Can't rape the willing 

[wacky1980]

22 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

That's not true.

I would sell them packs of Kool's and we'd be tight.

Fist bump and everything the whole nine yards. 

that's the spirit.

introduce contraband, get fired paid administrative leave for retraining. no work, all the pay. like a true liberal welfare queen. bucket, i had no idea.

[André Toulon]

@1938 Packard We need some boofing advice in this thread.

[Naraku4656]

/r/povertyfinance

[1938 Packard]

2 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

@1938 Packard We need some boofing advice in this thread.

Can't Joe Biden provide that for you?

[André Toulon]

2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Can't Joe Biden provide that for you?

Yes,yeeeees....This is what I desire.  

I dost think Grossman is the better boofer.

[PhilosipherStoned]

Good choice of chips Herrs is the best. I love their ghost chili and carolina reaper flavored cheese puffs. 

[Seight]

I gotta say, this is a whole lot.

[scoobdog]

7 hours ago, Alien_Nation said:

I'm gonna buy a fifth of Jim Beam, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, scratch tickets, two bags of Herr's Honey Sriracha kettle chips, and two Peach Tea Monster Rehabs.

Hmmmm  Something doesn't seem right here......

[Guest Alien_Nation]

What would that be?

[scoobdog]

Just glad you're back to drinking.  You were such a piece of shit when you were dry.

[Guest Alien_Nation]

14 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Good choice of chips Herrs is the best. I love their ghost chili and carolina reaper flavored cheese puffs. 

Too spicy!

😭

[Guest Alien_Nation]

Just now, scoobdog said:

Just glad you're back to drinking.  You were such a piece of shit when you were dry.

That's not nice!

Edited September 10, 2019 by Alien_Nation

[PhilosipherStoned]

11 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

Too spicy!

😭

Honestly they don't seem to over top.  Just the right amount of spice you'd want and some good flavor with it. These on the other hand seem like someone just sprayed cardboard with pepper spray. I bought a big bag recently though and they didn't last long.. I'm a sucker for heat and spicy foods.

 

Edited September 10, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned

[Guest Alien_Nation]

I don't like things that are too spicy.

Zapp's Voodoo Heat is about as hot as I can get. 

I have this one friend that loves habanero Taki's and I don't know how he does it; he must have insides made of iron or something.

[ITasteLikeSex]

What the fuck am I reading

[Guest Alien_Nation]

Quote

Tragedy (from the Greek: τραγῳδία, tragōidia[a]) is a form of drama based on human suffering that invokes an accompanying catharsis or pleasure in audiences.[2][3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy

Edited September 10, 2019 by Alien_Nation

[cyberbully]

2 hours ago, Alien_Nation said:

I don't like things that are too spicy.

Zapp's Voodoo Heat is about as hot as I can get. 

 

Shit like this is why i can't stay mad at you. My ex bought me a bunch of these around Christmas because i can't find them in town. But now im sad because it seems they expired a month ago.....i still got like 12 bags.

[Guest Alien_Nation]

Potato stix?

Blasphemous. 

[André Toulon]

3 minutes ago, Alien_Nation said:

Potato stix?

Blasphemous. 

I told her to get the kettle cooked spicy crawtators.....She tried.  I couldn't be too pissed about it since I didn't wanna go over there and get them myself.