Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 I'm gonna buy a fifth of Jim Beam, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, scratch tickets, two bags of Herr's Honey Sriracha kettle chips, and two Peach Tea Monster Rehabs.
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 She's in Chicago on a business trip so I think she's two hours behind or something IDK. I don't want to call and bug her if she still sleeping though.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 3:27 PM, Alien_Nation said: She's in Chicago on a business trip so I think she's two hours behind or something IDK. I don't want to call and bug her if she still sleeping though. Expand Has your mom tried to get you a job where she is? My mom doesn't work. Trust fund baby. I give her $$ and pay all her bills but two.
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 3:32 PM, Alien_Nation said: My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse. Expand Amazon is $15/hr. Thats more $$ than youve ever seen. You could move out.
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 Why would I move out of a house that's totally paid off?
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 3:46 PM, Alien_Nation said: Why would I move out of a house that's totally paid off? Expand Because your mom lives there?
wacky1980 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 3:32 PM, Alien_Nation said: My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse. Expand you should move up here. there's warehouse work starting at like $17/hr, and you can transfer up to office work after 6 months if you're not a complete idiot. i know kids who went to work there straight out of high school, pulling down like $60k on internal sales desks. or there's always the state prison on the edge of town. they start guards at like $48k and move up into the $70s after 5 years. full state pension at retirement after just 25 years. you could literally fuck a pile of cash. wait...this thread is all like, pretend stuff, right? the employment is real, but i don't really want you to move to my town. 2
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway.
wacky1980 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 4:28 PM, Alien_Nation said: I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway. Expand so you choose to stay in your own then. ok, no skin off deez.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 4:28 PM, Alien_Nation said: I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway. Expand Its so silly. They throw money at men just for being men and you wanna be peter pan. Youll have no choice one day tho
wacky1980 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 4:30 PM, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Its so silly. They throw money at men just for being men and you wanna be peter pan. Youll have no choice one day tho Expand god damn woman. keep it up, and you're gonna force me to give you a like. 3
Top Gun Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 4:28 PM, Alien_Nation said: I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway. Expand Florida Man.
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 4:24 PM, wacky1980 said: you should move up here. there's warehouse work starting at like $17/hr, and you can transfer up to office work after 6 months if you're not a complete idiot. i know kids who went to work there straight out of high school, pulling down like $60k on internal sales desks. or there's always the state prison on the edge of town. they start guards at like $48k and move up into the $70s after 5 years. full state pension at retirement after just 25 years. you could literally fuck a pile of cash. wait...this thread is all like, pretend stuff, right? the employment is real, but i don't really want you to move to my town. Expand Oh yeah, there's always money in prisons for some reason. And given the make-up of their populations, it'd be the perfect place for someone like Bucket to have authority over them. 1
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 This thread makes this post by you hilarious 1
Poof Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 4:50 PM, SorceressPol said: Oh yeah, there's always money in prisons for some reason. And given the make-up of their populations, it'd be the perfect place for someone like Bucket to have authority over them. Expand Even if he was a guard bucket would get raped in prison. 1
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 That's not true. I would sell them packs of Kool's and we'd be tight. Fist bump and everything the whole nine yards.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 7:39 PM, Poof said: Even if he was a guard bucket would get raped in prison. Expand Can't rape the willing
wacky1980 Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 7:46 PM, Alien_Nation said: That's not true. I would sell them packs of Kool's and we'd be tight. Fist bump and everything the whole nine yards. Expand that's the spirit. introduce contraband, get fired paid administrative leave for retraining. no work, all the pay. like a true liberal welfare queen. bucket, i had no idea.
André Toulon Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 @1938 Packard We need some boofing advice in this thread.
1938 Packard Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 9:09 PM, Sho Minamimoto said: @1938 Packard We need some boofing advice in this thread. Expand Can't Joe Biden provide that for you?
André Toulon Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 9:11 PM, 1938 Packard said: Can't Joe Biden provide that for you? Expand Yes,yeeeees....This is what I desire. I dost think Grossman is the better boofer.
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 Good choice of chips Herrs is the best. I love their ghost chili and carolina reaper flavored cheese puffs.
scoobdog Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 3:25 PM, Alien_Nation said: I'm gonna buy a fifth of Jim Beam, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, scratch tickets, two bags of Herr's Honey Sriracha kettle chips, and two Peach Tea Monster Rehabs. Expand Hmmmm Something doesn't seem right here......
scoobdog Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 Just glad you're back to drinking. You were such a piece of shit when you were dry.
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 11:02 PM, PhilosipherStoned said: Good choice of chips Herrs is the best. I love their ghost chili and carolina reaper flavored cheese puffs. Expand Too spicy! 😭
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) On 9/10/2019 at 11:18 PM, scoobdog said: Just glad you're back to drinking. You were such a piece of shit when you were dry. Expand That's not nice! Edited September 10, 2019 by Alien_Nation
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) On 9/10/2019 at 11:18 PM, Alien_Nation said: Too spicy! 😭 Expand Honestly they don't seem to over top. Just the right amount of spice you'd want and some good flavor with it. These on the other hand seem like someone just sprayed cardboard with pepper spray. I bought a big bag recently though and they didn't last long.. I'm a sucker for heat and spicy foods. Edited September 10, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 I don't like things that are too spicy. Zapp's Voodoo Heat is about as hot as I can get. I have this one friend that loves habanero Taki's and I don't know how he does it; he must have insides made of iron or something.
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) Quote Tragedy (from the Greek: τραγῳδία, tragōidia[a]) is a form of drama based on human suffering that invokes an accompanying catharsis or pleasure in audiences.[2][3] Expand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy Edited September 10, 2019 by Alien_Nation
cyberbully Posted September 11, 2019 Posted September 11, 2019 On 9/10/2019 at 11:38 PM, Alien_Nation said: I don't like things that are too spicy. Zapp's Voodoo Heat is about as hot as I can get. Expand Shit like this is why i can't stay mad at you. My ex bought me a bunch of these around Christmas because i can't find them in town. But now im sad because it seems they expired a month ago.....i still got like 12 bags.
André Toulon Posted September 11, 2019 Posted September 11, 2019 On 9/11/2019 at 2:46 AM, Alien_Nation said: Potato stix? Blasphemous. Expand I told her to get the kettle cooked spicy crawtators.....She tried. I couldn't be too pissed about it since I didn't wanna go over there and get them myself. 1
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