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Waiting For My Mommy to Wake Up So She Can Transfer Me Bank Funds


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Guest Alien_Nation
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I'm gonna buy a fifth of Jim Beam, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, scratch tickets, two bags of Herr's Honey Sriracha kettle chips, and two Peach Tea Monster Rehabs.

Guest Alien_Nation
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She's in Chicago on a business trip so I think she's two hours behind or something IDK.

I don't want to call and bug her if she still sleeping though.

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  On 9/10/2019 at 3:27 PM, Alien_Nation said:

She's in Chicago on a business trip so I think she's two hours behind or something IDK.

I don't want to call and bug her if she still sleeping though.

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Has your mom tried to get you a job where she is?

My mom doesn't work. Trust fund baby. I give her $$ and pay all her bills but two.

Guest Alien_Nation
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My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse.

Guest Alien_Nation
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Why would I move out of a house that's totally paid off?

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  On 9/10/2019 at 3:32 PM, Alien_Nation said:

My mom wants me to get a job in a warehouse.

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you should move up here. there's warehouse work starting at like $17/hr, and you can transfer up to office work after 6 months if you're not a complete idiot. i know kids who went to work there straight out of high school, pulling down like $60k on internal sales desks. or there's always the state prison on the edge of town. they start guards at like $48k and move up into the $70s after 5 years. full state pension at retirement after just 25 years. you could literally fuck a pile of cash.

wait...this thread is all like, pretend stuff, right? the employment is real, but i don't really want you to move to my town. 

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Guest Alien_Nation
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I don't wanna live in your backwater hick inbred town anyway.

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  On 9/10/2019 at 4:24 PM, wacky1980 said:

you should move up here. there's warehouse work starting at like $17/hr, and you can transfer up to office work after 6 months if you're not a complete idiot. i know kids who went to work there straight out of high school, pulling down like $60k on internal sales desks. or there's always the state prison on the edge of town. they start guards at like $48k and move up into the $70s after 5 years. full state pension at retirement after just 25 years. you could literally fuck a pile of cash.

wait...this thread is all like, pretend stuff, right? the employment is real, but i don't really want you to move to my town. 

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Oh yeah, there's always money in prisons for some reason. And given the make-up of their populations, it'd be the perfect place for someone like Bucket to have authority over them.

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  On 9/10/2019 at 4:50 PM, SorceressPol said:

Oh yeah, there's always money in prisons for some reason. And given the make-up of their populations, it'd be the perfect place for someone like Bucket to have authority over them.

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Even if he was a guard bucket would get raped in prison.

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Guest Alien_Nation
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That's not true.

I would sell them packs of Kool's and we'd be tight.

Fist bump and everything the whole nine yards. 

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  On 9/10/2019 at 7:46 PM, Alien_Nation said:

That's not true.

I would sell them packs of Kool's and we'd be tight.

Fist bump and everything the whole nine yards. 

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that's the spirit.

introduce contraband, get fired paid administrative leave for retraining. no work, all the pay. like a true liberal welfare queen. bucket, i had no idea.

Guest Alien_Nation
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  On 9/10/2019 at 11:02 PM, PhilosipherStoned said:

Good choice of chips Herrs is the best. I love their ghost chili and carolina reaper flavored cheese puffs. 

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Too spicy!

😭

Guest Alien_Nation
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  On 9/10/2019 at 11:18 PM, scoobdog said:

Just glad you're back to drinking.  You were such a piece of shit when you were dry.

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That's not nice!

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  On 9/10/2019 at 11:18 PM, Alien_Nation said:

Too spicy!

😭

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Honestly they don't seem to over top.  Just the right amount of spice you'd want and some good flavor with it. These on the other hand seem like someone just sprayed cardboard with pepper spray. I bought a big bag recently though and they didn't last long.. I'm a sucker for heat and spicy foods.

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Guest Alien_Nation
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I don't like things that are too spicy.

Zapp's Voodoo Heat is about as hot as I can get. 

Image result for zapps voodoo heat

I have this one friend that loves habanero Taki's and I don't know how he does it; he must have insides made of iron or something.

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Tragedy (from the Greek: τραγῳδία, tragōidia[a]) is a form of drama based on human suffering that invokes an accompanying catharsis or pleasure in audiences.[2][3]

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy

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  On 9/10/2019 at 11:38 PM, Alien_Nation said:

I don't like things that are too spicy.

Zapp's Voodoo Heat is about as hot as I can get. 

Image result for zapps voodoo heat

 

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Shit like this is why i can't stay mad at you. My ex bought me a bunch of these around Christmas because i can't find them in town. But now im sad because it seems they expired a month ago.....i still got like 12 bags.

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Guest Alien_Nation
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Potato stix?

Blasphemous. 

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