ITasteLikeSex Posted September 1, 2019 Posted September 1, 2019 ITLS 1RB Legendary Creature - Dwarf First strike Whenever ITLS is dealt damage, ITLS gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Whenever you or another creature you control is dealt damage, ITLS gets +1/+0 and trample until end of turn. 2/3
André Toulon Posted September 1, 2019 Posted September 1, 2019 I'll do Yugioh, or Pookimens but I have refused to play Magic since I was like 11 and I'm keeping i that way. 1 1
Mix Posted September 1, 2019 Posted September 1, 2019 I want to be Gygax. The twenty seventh level warrior mage with a class eighteen soul sucking sword....
Distortedreasoning Posted September 1, 2019 Posted September 1, 2019 distorted reasoning 2 r/u r/u legendary creature- pig wizard 2/2 when dr enters the battlefield, search your library or graveyard for an instant or sorcery card then reveal the card and shuffle your library. scry 2. tap: draw a card, then discard a card. 1
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 2, 2019 Author Posted September 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Age of S'jet said: wow ITasteLikeSex is here now I’m afraid I don’t recognize your name
helpme Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 34 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: I’m afraid I don’t recognize your name Its viper
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 2, 2019 Author Posted September 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, helpme said: Its viper I remember that guy. He was aight.
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 3 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: I remember that guy. He was aight. Same bro
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 3 hours ago, helpme said: Its viper You need to hop off my dick btw. I know its massive and you love cock but jesus christ.
helpme Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 5 hours ago, Age of S'jet said: You need to hop off my dick btw. I know its massive and you love cock but jesus christ. Its small and bent by no.means .massive 2
discolé monade Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 49 minutes ago, helpme said: Its small and bent by no.means .massive wait....how do you know this?
helpme Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: wait....how do you know this? His ex told me while drinking all my wine 😭 4 bottles how the hell is that possible!? 1
Shiina Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 Shiina Blue Creature (ghost ninja warrior) casting cost: 2 generic, 2 blue mana 2/2 3 blue mana + tap: counter target spell "This is so stupid"
scoobdog Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 5 hours ago, discolemonade said: wait....how do you know this? Because Viper posted it? There are many things in life that deserve to be forgotten, but the image of Viper's broken dick is not one of them. 1 1 1
Shiina Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Because Viper posted it? There are many things in life that deserve to be forgotten, but the image of Viper's broken dick is not one of them. It was bent. Edited September 2, 2019 by Shiina
scoobdog Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Shiina said: It was bent. It looked like he was holding a boomerang.
Shiina Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: It looked like he was holding a boomerang. It was like that Boomerang Sango is always holding.
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 Draw me like one of your magic cards Tap that ass like you need mana 1 1
Distortedreasoning Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, Poof said: Draw me like one of your magic cards Tap that ass like you need mana something like this?
ghostrek Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 i dont what i would be i am a magic player
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cau said: I already am one. ok that's pretty funny 1
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 41 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: something like this? Her outfit is dope but I always played green
Shiina Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 35 minutes ago, Cau said: I already am one. Dude that card is terrible.
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 8 hours ago, helpme said: His ex told me while drinking all my wine 😭 4 bottles how the hell is that possible!? you're actually a retard
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 3 hours ago, scoobdog said: It looked like he was holding a boomerang. my dick is glorious and alpha as fuck m8
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 8 hours ago, helpme said: His ex told me while drinking all my wine 😭 4 bottles how the hell is that possible!? today in things that didn't happen ^ ill tell you something that does happen to me tho do you ever get to look down at your girl, mouth full of cock trying to say "thank you daddy" while she crosses her eyes?
helpme Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Age of S'jet said: you're actually a retard Don't you have a more derogatory word to use instead bent needle?
helpme Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, Age of S'jet said: today in things that didn't happen ^ ill tell you something that does happen to me tho do you ever get to look down at your girl, mouth full of cock trying to say "thank you daddy" while she crosses her eyes? Why are you choking it when it's already dead you sick fuck?
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, helpme said: Don't you have a more derogatory word to use instead bent needle? i like how you try to preach my cock is small like we all know it aint i mean ive come to terms with it being my only redeeming quality and the reason why im able to get laid its not really a good troll attempt, you should move on to something else bring up axj some more that always gets me mad at LB
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, helpme said: Why are you choking it when it's already dead you sick fuck? oh man you're bad at this? who taught you to troll dude? is this your way of trying to forget you were one of the dumb mother fuckers who was actually on board with my forum 😂
helpme Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Age of S'jet said: oh man you're bad at this? who taught you to troll dude? is this your way of trying to forget you were one of the dumb mother fuckers who was actually on board with my forum 😂 You taught me to troll remember or did you forget?
Age of S'jet Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, helpme said: You taught me to troll remember or did you forget? you're like a angry ex girl, when we were dating you were on my cock and in my DM box all the time now you want that hate fuck and sorry girl i just aint about it you gotta be able to fit 8 inches in your mouth sweetheart
helpme Posted September 2, 2019 Posted September 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Age of S'jet said: you're like a angry ex girl, when we were dating you were on my cock and in my DM box all the time now you want that hate fuck and sorry girl i just aint about it you gotta be able to fit 8 inches in your mouth sweetheart The measuring stick you used in the photo had it at 6 inches
Age of S'jet Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 18 hours ago, helpme said: The measuring stick you used in the photo had it at 6 inches aw ur making up stuff just to wanna see it again don't you?
fuggstop Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Age of S'jet said: aw ur making up stuff just to wanna see it again don't you? You have a big dick. Why try to convince them? You know its true. Ignore them.
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