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2 minutes ago, nameraka said:

i once planned to run for president on the "i'll declassify area 51" ticket.

probably would have gotten me assassinated. 

I'd vote for you

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21 minutes ago, nameraka said:

i once planned to run for president on the "i'll declassify area 51" ticket.

probably would have gotten me assassinated. 

you win, then you find out releasing the info would mean the aliens would destroy the earth, and you become just another lyin' politician

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1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

Storming that bitch=death

But what if the aliens are out of food.  This will be their chance to resupply!

And I'll bet it's been ages since they've been able to give anyone a good anal probing...

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You know what all you are talking about is a major felony in the United States criminal code storming Area 51 is a good way to get your ass sent to prison

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I hope it's real. It's the day after my birthday. A bunch of dumb fuck conspiracy believing mistakes no longer walking around wasting good air would be a nice birthday present. 

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7 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

My bro, the feds, says theres underground tunnels and shit ...that they have to go deep underground to find anything. 

It's obviously a joke. If they tried anything they would get mowed down in the blink of an eye

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