Distortedreasoning Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 give me your keys! im taking you home. 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: give me your keys! im taking you home. Lawl First get YOUR keys, pick me up, we find curly fries somewhere n more coke for this godawful brandy and THEN take me home.
Distortedreasoning Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: Lawl First get YOUR keys, pick me up, we find curly fries somewhere n more coke for this godawful brandy and THEN take me home. long as you promise not to throw up in my car i think i can oblige
discolé monade Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Vela said: I didn't just hover I went in so....you went in... balls deep?
Majin Mayhem Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 Slut...gonna give me profile STDs... also...I did not give consent...therefore...rape
GuyBeardmane Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Vela said: I didn't just hover I went in Was it good for you?
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: long as you promise not to throw up in my car i think i can oblige The alcohol wouldn't be the problem, it's the vertigo that's motion sensitive 😝
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Thanks. My pleasure.
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 5 hours ago, discolemonade said: so....you went in... balls deep? It was like 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 5 hours ago, Majin Mayhem said: Slut...gonna give me profile STDs... also...I did not give consent...therefore...rape Oh Ino
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, stilgar said: How deep? Like Oh wait... You were probably looking for something like this Glad to oblige you.
Distortedreasoning Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, Vela said: The alcohol wouldn't be the problem, it's the vertigo that's motion sensitive 😝 it probably wouldnt help you the way i drive taking all them turns really hard
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Was it good for you? So good I feel like I need to say 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: it probably wouldnt help you the way i drive taking all them turns really hard Oh dear ☺️😋
stilgar Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, Vela said: Like Oh wait... You were probably looking for something like this Glad to oblige you. I mean, both are fine. 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, midnight said: We have profiles? 🤣 Oh no not this again
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, midnight said: Never looked at mine. Well yours isn't going to say much unless you put something in it! And don't forget to go deep.
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 I'm actually wondering who I haven't done? I was kinda out of it last night, just a blur of profiles 😆😆🤣🙃 I mean I didn't do anyone in any other folders...unless they were online at the time...cause I ttly took a trip over to the homepage at some point pretty sure, lol.
tsar4 Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 12 hours ago, Vela said: Lawl First get YOUR keys, pick me up, we find curly fries somewhere n more coke for this godawful brandy and THEN take me home. Brandy, you say? https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bananas-foster-recipe20-1945541 1
TrigunBebop Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 My profile blows. The only thing of note in it is the ironic cover photo. 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, stilgar said: I mean, both are fine. So happy you find them acceptable, Sir.
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Brandy, you say? https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bananas-foster-recipe20-1945541 Hmmm, I gots the bananas n butter but I'm lacking the rum and vanilla ice cream. Got chocolate ice cream, got vanilla yogurt... *imagines putting all of the above + ice in blender n makeage smoothie*
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: My profile blows. The only thing of note in it is the ironic cover photo. Not in comparison to other peoples...yours is funny. Nobody puts much effort if any into theirs.
cyberbully Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 .......Are belong to us? What's going on here? 1
tsar4 Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 11 minutes ago, Vela said: Hmmm, I gots the bananas n butter but I'm lacking the rum and vanilla ice cream. Got chocolate ice cream, got vanilla yogurt... *imagines putting all of the above + ice in blender n makeage smoothie* The Yogurt makes it a health food!
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: The Yogurt makes it a health food! Done! This is happening tonight! I'm telling you it's big fucken bottle, it never ends! I think this'll be a good way to finish it...cause if it tastes like ass at least I tried and I can tell my neighbor I took care of it, lol.
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, cyberbully said: .......Are belong to us? What's going on here? Me blowing up your profiles
TrigunBebop Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, Vela said: Not in comparison to other peoples...yours is funny. Nobody puts much effort if any into theirs. Aw yeah. Feels good to be the cream of the crap. 1
little_girl_lost Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 my profile is a real tight space, its a wonder you fit in there 1
Distortedreasoning Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: my profile is a real tight space, its a wonder you fit in there 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: my profile is a real tight space, its a wonder you fit in there I think the booze benefited us both.
discolé monade Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, midnight said: We have profiles?
midnight Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Vela said: 🤣 Oh no not this again You brought it up, donkey nipple.
midnight Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Vela said: Well yours isn't going to say much unless you put something in it! And don't forget to go deep. Ok. I will totally go hook my profile up right now. Spoiler I totally won't.
bnmjy Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 I just viewed your profile and kegelspasmed. I hope you feel violated.
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 5 hours ago, Vela said: My pleasure. I'm glad you had a good time, too. 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, midnight said: Ok. I will totally go hook my profile up right now. Hide contents I totally won't. 2
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, midnight said: You brought it up, donkey nipple. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS but I WANT to!!!! lol
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, bnmjy said: I hope you feel violated. Wait the WASN'T a compliment?! 1
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: So this is love, huh? Yeah, if I were wandering prince and you were a hidden princess ready to run off with the first guy she meets...IN HER ENTIRE LIFE! I mean they were basically as much strangers as you and I are. Guh, now I need to hear the song... 1
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