That_One_Guy Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Hypothetically how do I get out of this bullshit? FUCKING CUNT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 I never understood the desire to "get out of" jury duty. I've been tapped 4 times, and have always been seated on a jury. I found it interesting. Maybe if it was a lengthy trial I'd feel differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 Just now, tsar4 said: I never understood the desire to "get out of" jury duty. I've been tapped 4 times, and have always been seated on a jury. I found it interesting. Maybe if it was a lengthy trial I'd feel differently. I don't do courts and I don't do mornings. Shit is boring as fuck. I'd rather watch fucking paint dry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 (edited) Financial hardship is a valid reason. It usually requires some small-time documentation, but it can work. Having very personal opinions about something pertaining to the case sometimes works too. Edited June 16, 2019 by Bouvre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: Financial hardship is a valid reason. It usually requires some small-time documentation, but it can work. Having very personal opinions about something pertaining to the case sometimes works too. Cool I got both of those 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Cool I got both of those I think you only need your supervisor to vouch for you in writing, but you may want to inquire further personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I think you only need your supervisor to vouch for you in writing, but you may want to inquire further personally. What if I say I have a contagious horrible disease? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: What if I say I have a contagious horrible disease? Then expect some criminal contempt charges to head your way. Unless you manage to black-market your way to a sealed sample of ebola or cholera, in which case, expect heavier felony charges or, at best, expect Dave Lyman (the FBI gives Dave these kinds of surveillance jobs because he's weirdly into people who are into pandemics) to browse your internet history and monitor your calls and conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Then expect some criminal contempt charges to head your way. Unless you manage to black-market your way to a sealed sample of ebola or cholera, in which case, expect heavier felony charges or, at best, expect Dave Lyman (the FBI gives Dave these kinds of surveillance jobs because he's weirdly into people who are into pandemics) to browse your internet history and monitor your calls and conversations. Shit I would rather go to jail for a couple days than sit in court early in the morning lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 I had a jury duty scare a month back, dragged me in a couple days then they thankfully settled The downside was not getting paid at all bc we didn't actually start the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 minute ago, viperxmns said: I had a jury duty scare a month back, dragged me in a couple days then they thankfully settled The downside was not getting paid at all bc we didn't actually start the case I don't have time for all this shit tho lol. Btw your icon is cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Shit I would rather go to jail for a couple days than sit in court early in the morning lol Max sentence is two years, and I don't know how they determine the heinousness of criminal contempt, outside of the fact that you're lying in court (but not under oath). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: Max sentence is two years, and I don't know how they determine the heinousness of criminal contempt, outside of the fact that you're lying in court (but not under oath). Dude there's no way they'll pick me up for two years lol ill piss myself everyday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Dude there's no way they'll pick me up for two years lol ill piss myself everyday Trust me, nobody likes to see somebody piss themselves for two years in prison than everybody in and working for prison. But yeah, that's a max, but it's still a gamble. I can imagine a minimum being a month. I'd rather serve, or just tell the truth about being too poor for their shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 mmm. Im pretty sure I got out of going by saying I had college classes that would interfere with one time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 I just finished an eight-week stint of grand jury duty, every Friday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Quit being a bitch, go that morning and you'll be done. I got summoned last year, I was dismissed immediately because I am friends with the ADA assigned to the case, they said, "thanks" paid me my 15 bucks plus mileage and I left. Good for two years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Go do it and if it's any bullshit charge like drugs, resisting arrest, or blackjack and hookers, then you say "Not Guilty!" When good people get out of jury duty you get stuck w/jingos and buckets going in there eager to try to make their dicks bigger by ruining someone's life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 i got called a few times but only ever in Jersey. i was able to skip out every time because i was out of state. one time they called me the day after i came back from my other grandfather's funeral and i told them to shove it. they called me once when i moved out and they argued with me for a bit until they basically realized they couldn't force me to do it because i was no longer a resident 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 4 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Hypothetically how do I get out of this bullshit? FUCKING CUNT It's not hard...I got arrested at jury duty tho so I'm probably not the best person to take advice from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Ginguy said: I got summoned last year, I was dismissed immediately because I am friends with the ADA assigned to the case, they said, "thanks" paid me my 15 bucks plus mileage and I left. Good for two years now. I knew one of the ADAs for grand jury, and I had to recuse myself a couple months ago he mentioned the case during a poker game we were at where I lost like $50 because I was really tired to the point where I didn't even recall him ever talking about such a thing the silver lining was that I had enough time to move my car during the case and save $9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: i got called a few times but only ever in Jersey. i was able to skip out every time because i was out of state. one time they called me the day after i came back from my other grandfather's funeral and i told them to shove it. they called me once when i moved out and they argued with me for a bit until they basically realized they couldn't force me to do it because i was no longer a resident That's funny - the only time I've ever been summoned was when I was in Jersey And...I'm not gunna say how I got out of it because it's extremely poor advise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Xanatos said: It's not hard...I got arrested at jury duty tho so I'm probably not the best person to take advice from. wut? 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 17, 2019 Author Share Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Xanatos said: It's not hard...I got arrested at jury duty tho so I'm probably not the best person to take advice from. Lol how did you manage that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, tsar4 said: I never understood the desire to "get out of" jury duty. I've been tapped 4 times, and have always been seated on a jury. I found it interesting. Maybe if it was a lengthy trial I'd feel differently. I've found the two trials I was on to be interesting to, but that in no way makes me want to be on jury duty. OP: the best way to get out of jury duty is to not try to get out of jury duty because everyone at the court knows what you're trying to do. The best way to get excused is to somehow identify with the defendant and make it fairly obvious you share experience with him, her, them. For example: last month I got called in and spent two days going through the jury duty selection process. Being a middle aged white dude means I'm like jury gold if you're a prosecutor, but, in this case, I didn't really have to try to get out of it because i was the only person in the pool that owned multiple commercial properties and one of the defendants was the landlord of the other. After the section process was done, I was like the first guy the prosecutor preempted. You just have to be able to tie your own experiences with these of the defendant that would make it likely that you would empathize with them on a personal level. Edited June 17, 2019 by scoobdog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Tattoo a swastika onto your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 (edited) I think people believe when they get called for jury duty, they are going to be tossed into a 12 angry men scenario. Edited June 18, 2019 by cyberbully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 //> racisism and sexism./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: I think people believe when they get called for jury duty, they are going to be tossed into a 12 angry man scenario. This. Id love an excuse not to go to work my job is like a brick being slammed into my patience over and over for 8 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: This. Id love an excuse not to go to work my job is like a brick being slammed into my patience over and over for 8 hours. If you think jury duty is more exciting than work, you're sorely mistaken. It is not exciting or fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 As long as you can get your employer to say it'd be a hardship to not have you for that time, usually works. Bonus if you're self employed. Personally, stayed mostly asleep in the assembly room for the two days I was stuck with. Get out early unless you're stuck in a trial. Easy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/16/2019 at 9:42 PM, Xanatos said: It's not hard...I got arrested at jury duty tho so I'm probably not the best person to take advice from. On 6/17/2019 at 12:40 AM, That_One_Guy said: Lol how did you manage that? I'm curious too that sounds like a pretty entertaining story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I'm curious too that sounds like a pretty entertaining story. right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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