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1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Better than having Generation Z take care of us 😳

You're old af if gen Z is taking care of you.

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Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Our kids r gen z tard

Oh you meant your kid is going to want to take care of you.

She wont.

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4 minutes ago, CryingFreeman said:

If legit, this is the hardest mfer on the planet....Only thing he missed was the promethazine butt chug.

I wanna party with him

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Sitting on a five gallon mayonnaise bucket outside my double wide, staring at my land boundary about seven hundred feet away, shotgun across lap and nine empty cigarette packs on the ground around me.  What's that smell?  Oh, good... The coffee is ready.

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2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Sitting on a five gallon mayonnaise bucket outside my double wide, staring at my land boundary about seven hundred feet away, shotgun across lap and nine empty cigarette packs on the ground around me.  What's that smell?  Oh, good... The coffee is ready.

i hardly ever talk to you but dude. you're reeeeeeeeeally not helping yourself

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3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Sitting on a five gallon mayonnaise bucket outside my double wide, staring at my land boundary about seven hundred feet away, shotgun across lap and nine empty cigarette packs on the ground around me.  What's that smell?  Oh, good... The coffee is ready.

Dead.

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Just now, Cancer said:

Of what? I wont vote for you

Since you'll be running your own bank by then, you'll be a great asset, and one of my biggest campaign donors due to the kompromat and all

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Well, I have an illness that basically stamps me with an expiration date of 5 to 7 years.  I’m 44 years old now.  I’m not angst ridden about it at all so I’m not trying to be morbid.  It is what it is so I just want to enjoy life as best as I can and live for each moment.  Carpe diem!!! xD:P

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Gawd y'all are sad. Im going to all the old people orgies on cruise ships before I have to appear to be a semi responsible grandparent to my single grandchild 

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1 minute ago, empty said:

I would say dead end job but robots will be doing those in ten years, so probably homeless.

I think you're a bit too ambitious 

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