GuyBeardmane Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Just pretend for a few moments that you are just some guy with a beard and mane who works tech support at a call center. Now suppose that your close work buddy, an attractive female, mentions offhandedly that she sells her nudes online. How do you inform your work friend you're totally interested in buying her nude photos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Hahaha, that is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally tricky.... don't want to get in trouble for sexual harassment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hahaha, that is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally tricky.... don't want to get in trouble for sexual harassment... It's not even that I'd be worried about--I mean, the concern would be more along the lines of how to not seem like a creep and lose friendship or respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Nobody mentions selling nudes of themselves "offhandedly." Especially at work. That shit was intentional as fuck. If you're interested, just tell her you're interested. Be cool about it, though. Don't roll up with your eyes popping out and drool dripping down your chin. Just be like, "Hey, you mentioned that you do this thing, and I want you to know that I'm interested." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 There are free nudes online already 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 why don't you ask her out instead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: There are free nudes online already Gurl I'll buy YOUR nudes 😘 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Gurl I'll buy YOUR nudes 😘 Thirsty af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Clu said: Thirsty af Trufax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 You could ask her questions about it like you're just interested in how it works. Then as part of a seemingly logical order of questions ask "What if someone you knew bought them wouldn't that be weird?" If she says no then ask "So you don't care that anybody could buy them?" And if youve made it this far she'll probably say she doesn't. Then ask "What if I wanted to buy them, would you care?" And from there you're on your own 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 honestly i'm going to have to agree with skiles on this, no one offhandedly mentions something like that without an ulterior motive. i say don't take the bait and never shit where you eat. there's tons of nudes online from people who won't report you to HR if they think you're being a creep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Ask what her rates are 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Add me to the "Best not to do it" group. There are plenty of opportunities for women to take control of their bodies and post (and be compensated for) their nudes in a safe environment. She could be telling you this as a friend out of a place of honesty, and asking might damage that friendship. If she's angling to have you buy them, it is not healthy to sell nudes to people who you are supposed to be having a professional relationship with, and it may indicate she has latent self esteem issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 14 hours ago, Poof said: You could ask her questions about it like you're just interested in how it works. Then as part of a seemingly logical order of questions ask "What if someone you knew bought them wouldn't that be weird?" If she says no then ask "So you don't care that anybody could buy them?" And if youve made it this far she'll probably say she doesn't. Then ask "What if I wanted to buy them, would you care?" And from there you're on your own This seems like the only way to start that conversation without sounding creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 2 hours ago, SorceressPol said: This seems like the only way to start that conversation without sounding creepy. I like it bc it gives her multiple chances to basically say no without it being too awkward for either party 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/12/2019 at 9:22 AM, GuyBeardmane said: Just pretend for a few moments that you are just some guy with a beard and mane who works tech support at a call center. Now suppose that your close work buddy, an attractive female, mentions offhandedly that she sells her nudes online. How do you inform your work friend you're totally interested in buying her nude photos? Generally speaking, you probably shouldn't do that. At least, definitely not while at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 On 5/12/2019 at 8:22 AM, GuyBeardmane said: Just pretend for a few moments that you are just some guy with a beard and mane who works tech support at a call center. Now suppose that your close work buddy, an attractive female, mentions offhandedly that she sells her nudes online. How do you inform your work friend you're totally interested in buying her nude photos? I got my best guys on it I wouldn't 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Poof said: I like it bc it gives her multiple chances to basically say no without it being too awkward for either party No, idiot. You corner her in a broom closet and tell her you want to see her naked body. Whatever happened to men expressing themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Do what poof said. It’s probably not that deep, especially if she mentioned it randomly to begin with. It’s nice that you want to give her money. I’ve sold nudes before, but I never let real life people know about it. It always seemed weird for me, but I’m p reserved in public. Just don’t overstep any boundaries or make things weird and I’m sure she’ll be happy to take your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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