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9 minutes ago, midnight said:

My mother had one as a kid. My grandmother bought it for her. She played it but nothing ever happened either. Disco said she has played it, and nothing happened. My luck, I open it up and a demon moves in for life, without me even playing it.

Demons make terrible roommates. They eat all the food in the fridge, drink milk from the container and they're up all night watching PPV movies. 

 

but on a sidenote, I've been meaning to get a pair of these and have my bf spell out the entire works of Dickens with his tongue

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8 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said:

Demons make terrible roommates. They eat all the food in the fridge, drink milk from the container and they're up all night watching PPV movies. 

 

but on a sidenote, I've been meaning to get a pair of these and have my bf spell out the entire works of Dickens with his tongue

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You're gonna need a Voroglossus for that.

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9 minutes ago, Vamped said:

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Haha. The white folks like to investigate and see what that evil is that lies within. The black folks are like, hell nah. I don't know what it is. I don't want to know what it is. I don't care what it is. Fuck this, I'm out.

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29 minutes ago, midnight said:

Haha. The white folks like to investigate and see what that evil is that lies within. The black folks are like, hell nah. I don't know what it is. I don't want to know what it is. I don't care what it is. Fuck this, I'm out.

You made me think of this scene 

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10 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

Demons make terrible roommates. They eat all the food in the fridge, drink milk from the container and they're up all night watching PPV movies. 

 

but on a sidenote, I've been meaning to get a pair of these and have my bf spell out the entire works of Dickens with his tongue

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After he makes you cum, he selects "good bye."

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

A scary movie, complete with scary 80's hair styles. Hell yeah. I'm down.

I saw the original "Friday the 13th" at the theater & laughed all the way through it (and I wasn't drunk).  "Witchboard" actually freaked me out a bit, I don't remember why.

You forgot "and Tawny Kitaen".

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9 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

I saw the original "Friday the 13th" at the theater & laughed all the way through it (and I wasn't drunk).  "Witchboard" actually freaked me out a bit, I don't remember why.

You forgot "and Tawny Kitaen".

I forgot her on purpose. Haa.

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6 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

don't use it will open a portal  to stuff you don't want to deal with

I'm not going to play it. Just wanted to add one to my collection of things.

It's still in the bag they put it in at Barnes and Noble.

 

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

I'm not going to play it. Just wanted to add one to my collection of things.

It's still in the bag they put it in at Barnes and Noble.

 

ok  barns and noble the book store   i love them stores

ouija boards are dangerous if you believe in the paranormal  

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4 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

ok  barns and noble the book store   i love them stores

ouija boards are dangerous if you believe in the paranormal  

Barnes and Noble is nice.

And nah man. I don't really buy into the paranormal. It fascinates me, but I'm not completely sold on the idea of spirits.

But I'm not going to play the Ouija board. I'm not going to chance it. Even though I'm not a firm believer, I don't want to risk something coming into my home.

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

Barnes and Noble is nice.

And nah man. I don't really buy into the paranormal. It fascinates me, but I'm not completely sold on the idea of spirits.

But I'm not going to play the Ouija board. I'm not going to chance it. Even though I'm not a firm believer, I don't want to risk something coming into my home.

yeah   paranormal is pretty interesting 

good for you trusted me i hread stuff  that would make feel chill  down  your spine

 

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4 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yeah   paranormal is pretty interesting 

good for you trusted me i hread stuff  that would make feel chill  down  your spine

 

Yeah me too. I have heard too many bad things happening from playing them. 

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

I'm still watching ghost videos on YouTube. Watching one now. I'm hooked on them.

stuff can be hoaxed easily with computers nowadays

so take video i watch with a grain of salt 

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I have two of them. :D I bought one on a school trip and my uncle eventually gave me his old one. I used to have an angel board too but my littlest brother really wanted something to try out in the garage and I felt that was the safest one to give him. 

Nothing unusual has come from having them around. Pretty sure the Aku figure that danced around on it's own and the MasterShake figure that was perpetually suiciding off the desk came that way. <.< >.>

But if you really feel like even the presence of it is causing something, you can sprinkle some salt on it to break up negativity. 

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11 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

I have two of them. :D I bought one on a school trip and my uncle eventually gave me his old one. I used to have an angel board too but my littlest brother really wanted something to try out in the garage and I felt that was the safest one to give him. 

Nothing unusual has come from having them around. Pretty sure the Aku figure that danced around on it's own and the MasterShake figure that was perpetually suiciding off the desk came that way. <.< >.>

But if you really feel like even the presence of it is causing something, you can sprinkle some salt on it to break up negativity. 

I haven't even taken it out of the bag, or taken the plastic off the box. I want to open it and look at it, but that's as far as my curiosity is going to go.

I don't think anything is going to happen by simply looking at it. 

However, if I had a Master Shake figure, I'd be disappointed if he didn't leap from objects. 

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1 hour ago, Poof said:

ouija are the only paranormal thing i dont fuck around w/. mainly bc of the real life possibility of becoming obsessed with an answer you get from the board even if its bullshit

And while you may take this as sarcasm, it really is not. I value this opinion. 

I have no intentions of messing with this thing. Our daughter was super excited when I bought it. But she's a teenager, and they love the macabre and things to do with the occult. I quickly told her no, we are not playing this damn thing. I just felt as if I was one of the only people who have never touched one or owned one. Strictly for the nostalgia of owning one compelled me to buy it. 

I'm not a strong believer in the paranormal, but that's only because I have never had an experience. That being said, I'm not going to play one, based on the crazy stories I've heard from lots of people. It's not worth the risk of it actually working, then having a demon or ghost in my house for the rest of my life. Nope. 

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19 minutes ago, Mini_ghost420 said:

you know one thing I like about ouija boards? even these  nerds that worship science and say "nothing paranormal exists hurrr drrrr" are hesitant to fuck with them

I think everyone was put on edge regarding Ouija boards, after watching The Exorcist. 

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Just now, midnight said:

I remember you saying about the sinkhole now. 

Yeah, that's messed up. 

Is your house haunted too?

Well yes, but it's always been that way. I think it has a lot to do with being next to the mortuary   :D and ghosts seem to be scared of Shadow they leave me alone when she's around

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7 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Send me one and I'll ask for xoxo, and piss on the thing if you want lol. It's a board game. 

you're a fucking board game lol. really it's fine if you think that you're not usually rude and condescending about it. that's more the part of the covno about it when I start losing patience and no I'd never send you one if you're not going to be respectful about it

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After living in Med Hold's haunted ass barracks at basic training, I will never touch anything like a ouija board. Before then, I would have been down with ghost investigations. My tarot cards are the only level of weird shit that I'm willing to deal with now.

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1 minute ago, Mini_ghost420 said:

you're a fucking board game lol. really it's fine if you think that you're not usually rude and condescending about it. that's more the part of the covno about it when I start losing patience and no I'd never send you one if you're not going to be respectful about it

It certainly wasn't my intention to be condescending I just don't have a lot of faith in modern day manufactured cardboard whe n I'm trying to contact other realms. If I have any faith left for that crap at all lol. The pissing on it thing was a joke, but you realize it was never meant to be a religous tool of any kind right? 

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1 minute ago, SorceressPol said:

After living in Med Hold's haunted ass barracks at basic training, I will never touch anything like a ouija board. Before then, I would have been down with ghost investigations. My tarot cards are the only level of weird shit that I'm willing to deal with now.

hmmm... what kind of deck do you have? I use a Thoth deck

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2 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

After living in Med Hold's haunted ass barracks at basic training, I will never touch anything like a ouija board. Before then, I would have been down with ghost investigations. My tarot cards are the only level of weird shit that I'm willing to deal with now.

I saw a set of tarot cards and a sweet, vegan leather case for them at Earth Bound the other day. I came close to buying them, but they were expensive and I really know nothing about them. They had a book about them, conveniently placed next to the cards, but I would have had to have dropped about a hundred bucks for it all.

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1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

It certainly wasn't my intention to be condescending I just don't have a lot of faith in modern day manufactured cardboard whe n I'm trying to contact other realms. If I have any faith left for that crap at all lol. The pissing on it thing was a joke, but you realize it was never meant to be a religous tool of any kind right? 

yeah I know :D I just had a weird experience with one...I still to this day can't really explain it. they just scare the fuck out of me I wouldn't want you to piss someone on the other side off. better safe than sorry

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7 minutes ago, Mini_ghost420 said:

hmmm... what kind of deck do you have? I use a Thoth deck

I've always used this.. but I'm currentlly in the market for a change in scenery

The Thoth deck more Golden Dawn oriented? My tower card mysteriously got warped inside the deck box. :|

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