midnight Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 or does it seem like only assholes frequent Cracker Barrel restaurants?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Well, I've never been to one. Maybe you're on to something there... 1
🍬Candy🍬 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Ive never had a problem there but i stopped going cuz its out of the way oh and cuz of the fat 1
Ric Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 I haven't been in like 5-7 years. Usually I remembered there being a lot of old people. 1
midnight Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 Every time I go in there, and it's not for their actual food, it's for jaw breaker lollipops, I feel as if I need to show proof that I own a John Deere product, or tell them that country music is my jam. I don't know. I feel judged when I go in the shit hole. 1
midnight Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, bnmjy said: I've actually never been to one. You're not missing much. If small portions of sub-par home cooking is your thing, then this is your place.
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 I don't know anyone in their right mind that frequents cracker barrel restaurants,
midnight Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 That's why I asked. Plenty of people frequent places. I frequent Walmart. Frequent can be used as an adjective and a verb. In case you were confused.
ghostrek Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, midnight said: or does it seem like only assholes frequent Cracker Barrel restaurants? i never ate at one 1
midnight Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, ghostrek said: i never ate at one They are over priced and don't give you much. Not worth it.
ghostrek Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, midnight said: They are over priced and don't give you much. Not worth it. i am a bob evans person my self Edited February 28, 2019 by ghostrek 2
ghostrek Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, stilgar said: I barely ever go to Cracker Barrel. there more than one kind of an asshole in the world just saying 1 1
Mix Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 lmao, I've never been and it's 100% due to the name 1 1 3
midnight Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 37 minutes ago, stilgar said: I barely ever go to Cracker Barrel. I only go there when disco wants those Jawlipos. She makes me go in and get them. 1
midnight Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Mix said: lmao, I've never been and it's 100% due to the name Well, they were gonna go with Honky Drum, but that didn't have the right ring to it. 1
discolé monade Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 when i think about 'cracker barrel' the television program the character 'rhodes' had was cracker barrel. 1
GunStarHero Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 My mom used to take us there all the time. I hated it. Such meh food. BUT THEY GOT DEM GOOD CHAIRS OUT FRONT WHAT WITH THE GIANT CHECKER BOARD. It was a like a ritual for my mom to get something from the shop after the meal. WOW THIS PLATE HAS A PIGGY ON IT. SO UNIQUE AND RURAL! 1
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: My mom used to take us there all the time. I hated it. Such meh food. BUT THEY GOT DEM GOOD CHAIRS OUT FRONT WHAT WITH THE GIANT CHECKER BOARD. It was a like a ritual for my mom to get something from the shop after the meal. WOW THIS PLATE HAS A PIGGY ON IT. SO UNIQUE AND RURAL! It's like Mayberry took a shit in there. John Deere all over everything. Country music blasting. I mean, I was in there for all of 5 minutes grabbing disco's damn lollipops, and I had to listen to some shit about being the queen of a double wide trailer on the radio. I thought I was in Hell. I kept looking over my shoulder for some creepy freak show reject to tell me I have a pretty mouth. Fuck that place. 2
GunStarHero Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, midnight said: It's like Mayberry took a shit in there. John Deere all over everything. Country music blasting. I mean, I was in there for all of 5 minutes grabbing disco's damn lollipops, and I had to listen to some shit about being the queen of a double wide trailer on the radio. I thought I was in Hell. I kept looking over my shoulder for some creepy freak show reject to tell me I have a pretty mouth. Fuck that place. It's almost like you're shooting Crackers in a Barrel. 2
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: It's almost like you're shooting Crackers in a Barrel. I forgot one little piece of info; there are signs all along the building where you park, that say to lock your doors and bring in all your valuables, as they are not responsible for theft. I have never seen that anywhere except these shit holes. 1
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 4 hours ago, midnight said: or does it seem like only assholes frequent Cracker Barrel restaurants? Nope...I’ve never been to one...
stilgar Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Also, does Cracker Barrel have anything to do with Cracker Barrel? 1
Vamped Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: lmao, I've never been and it's 100% due to the name I was gonna say this but I was like .... I think Im the only one 3
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 45 minutes ago, Still Me said: Nope...I’ve never been to one... Well, you need to go to one. You're kind of messing up my point, asshole.
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 46 minutes ago, stilgar said: Also, does Cracker Barrel have anything to do with Cracker Barrel? There's a lot of crackers there. Lot of honky's too. However, if you are referring to the cheese of the same name, then no.
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, midnight said: Well, you need to go to one. You're kind of messing up my point, asshole. ASSHOLE...AWAAAAAAAY 2
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: ASSHOLE...AWAAAAAAAY God Damnit.
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: That's me when disco lets one rip. (Calls a priest to exorcise the house).
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, midnight said: That's me when disco lets one rip. (Calls a priest to exorcise the house). All I thought about was that family guy spoof episode of poltergeist where the ghosts are coming out of megs ass... 1
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: All I thought about was that family guy spoof episode of poltergeist where the ghosts are coming out of megs ass... Yep. Not a spoof. True story yo. Haha.
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 I have no idea why, but all of a sudden, I want a root beer. Thing is, I hate root beer. No clue what's going on.
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, midnight said: I have no idea why, but all of a sudden, I want a root beer. Thing is, I hate root beer. No clue what's going on. I wanted ice cream...made to order....with nitro Edited March 1, 2019 by Still Me
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: I wanted ice cream...made to order....with nitro That would just be too cold. We are going to eat Italian tomorrow when we go out. I am craving gnocchi. Haven't had it a while. Also, gonna grab some cheap mall food. Cinnabon is coming home with me. And a giant pretzel.
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, midnight said: That would just be too cold. We are going to eat Italian tomorrow when we go out. I am craving gnocchi. Haven't had it a while. Also, gonna grab some cheap mall food. Cinnabon is coming home with me. And a giant pretzel. I have a hard time finding palatable Italian food in Texas...I mean...when one goes from NY to Texas...some shit ain’t right
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: I have a hard time finding palatable Italian food in Texas...I mean...when one goes from NY to Texas...some shit ain’t right Come on now. What's not to love about Bubba Linguine's? 1
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Come on now. What's not to love about Bubba Linguine's? Bubba....as in bubba gump shrimp.... eh that restaurant is ok...not really a “I’d go back to Chicago for it” kinda place tho
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Bubba....as in bubba gump shrimp.... eh that restaurant is ok...not really a “I’d go back to Chicago for it” kinda place tho Nah. That was the best I could come up with for an Italian restaurant in Texas. Textalian?
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: Nah. That was the best I could come up with for an Italian restaurant in Texas. Textalian? More like fauxtalian 1
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: More like fauxtalian We don't have much to chose from. Olive Garden and Carrabba's.
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 4 hours ago, midnight said: Every time I go in there, and it's not for their actual food, it's for jaw breaker lollipops, I feel as if I need to show proof that I own a John Deere product, or tell them that country music is my jam. I don't know. I feel judged when I go in the shit hole. just spit your dip out in a spittoon that magically appeared out of nowhere they'll even give you free food 1 1
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, midnight said: We don't have much to chose from. Olive Garden and Carrabba's. Oh god ew
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: just spit your dip out in a spittoon that magically appeared out of nowhere they'll even give you free food Hell yes. I love this idea. 1
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, Still Me said: Oh god ew We are going to Olive Garden because they are better than Carrabba's in my opinion. Plus, everyone likes the salad and bread sticks. Everyone but me. I didn't get to 300 lbs. by eating fucking salads.
Still Me Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I didn't get to 300 lbs. by eating fucking salads. HA....I laughed too hard at that... what was it...the last time we went it was during a unlimited “stuffed pasta” promotion....it was meh... 1
midnight Posted March 1, 2019 Author Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: HA....I laughed too hard at that... what was it...the last time we went it was during a unlimited “stuffed pasta” promotion....it was meh... I am more of a local establishment frequenter myself. I am not big on mega corporations for dining. Alas, everyone has voted for Olive Garden. We can cook better than them, but we aren't gonna go out shopping all day, and come home and cook. Fuck that noise. And yeah, I'm actually 290 now. I lost some when I was sick the other week, because when I'm sick, I don't eat at all. At least I'm almost 6 and a half feet tall.
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