Still Me Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 was roped into hanging out over at a friends house this weekend...the she like...texts me and start spouting about dungeons and dragons and I’m like “I’m happy for you...but I have zero idea what you’re talking about”....then she starts telling me I have to build a character sheet cause this weekend is D&D night and we are playing... i was not asked i was told....that I would be playing... and no matter how many times I’ve said “I have ZERO concept of what the fuck you’re talking about nor will I be ‘role playing’..” she can’t get the fucking hint..... she just sent me the beginners guide for this...fifth fucking edition of the game.... i dont want to play....i don’t DO table tops.....and she is fucking making me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 You got to speak her language. Tell her you invoke your level 9 finger of flipping...she will understand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 My friend watched some College Humor DND animated series and bought the 5th edition last month, kept sending links trying to get me to read about it so we can do a campaign. I was just like, no.....make it pokemon themed and MAYBE, I'll at least take a look, but otherwise not into it. They can play without you so she can just be unpleasantly surprised when you just watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, cyberbully said: You got to speak her language. Tell her you invoke your level 9 finger of flipping...she will understand Wait....does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: My friend watched some College Humor DND animated series and bought the 5th edition last month, kept sending links trying to get me to read about it so we can do a campaign. I was just like, no.....make it pokemon themed and MAYBE, I'll at least take a look, but otherwise not into it. They can play without you so she can just be unpleasantly surprised when you just watch. I figured I’d get drunk and pass out on the couch instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Wait....does that work? I don't know but I wanna see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Just now, Still Me said: Wait....does that work? Sure - especially if you tell her that you cause double damage if you use both hands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 30 minutes ago, mthor said: Sure - especially if you tell her that you cause double damage if you use both hands. Heh.....I don’t know...I think I have to roll for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 It's hard for me to get into that kind of stuff.. I've been trying to get back into Magic The Gathering to play with a friend, but it's not really sticking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I don't care enough to learn the game. Plus since my friends are constantly talking about it, I've come to hate it by proxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 how much do you care about this friend? if you're vindictive like I would be if i was forced to do something, you could ruin the game by saying you need to grab something from your car and leave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 have you tried murder? i hear that works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, nameraka said: have you tried murder? i hear that works. Nope. Not in Texas. In Texas, you kill someone, and we’ll kill you back. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: Nope. Not in Texas. In Texas, you kill someone, and we’ll kill you back. welcome to texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 More like 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: More like lol Wyoming is like that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: lol Wyoming is like that too .........Where? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, lupin_bebop said: .........Where? what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: what? Who is Wyoming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, lupin_bebop said: Who is Wyoming? it's a state that maybe 2 and a half people besides me live in. and has concealed carry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I see.....well, we have half the Mexicans, concealed carry, open carry, and wet counties everywhere. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I see.....well, we have half the Mexicans, concealed carry, open carry, and wet counties everywhere. I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒 Considering he isn’t talking to me in this thread and talking to other members...it’s more that we’re having a conversation and continuing it with other people...then again you could you know....fuck off Edited February 20, 2019 by Still Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 51 minutes ago, Still Me said: Considering he isn’t talking to me in this thread and talking to other members...it’s more that we’re having a conversation and continuing it with other people...then again you could you know....fuck off He could you know just be forced to go somewhere else, but you people like this shit. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what he thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) On 2/19/2019 at 11:40 PM, Zenigundam said: I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒 Well....since I'm responding to other posters within context, including your stupid ass, one can infer that we are, in fact, in the same room. Especially since I don't exactly have to post to her in the thread in order to respond to her, since we are in the same room. I can respond to other posters and simply talk to her without posting. Edited February 22, 2019 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 32 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Well....since I'm responding to other posters within context, including your stupid ass, one can infer that we are, in fact, in the same room. Especially since I don't exactly have to post to her in the thread in order to respond to her, since we are in the same room. I can respond to other posters and simply talk to her without posting. Why are you getting all teary eyed? 😸 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I like this new story arc where zeni makes a play for stillme and trolls lupin hard and lupin falls for it. Hi-lar-ious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I like this new story arc where zeni makes a play for stillme and trolls lupin hard and lupin falls for it. Hi-lar-ious it is kind of funny for the ridiculousness of it. Zeni should be allowed to wear sunglasses and open umbrellas indoors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamStation Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 On 2/20/2019 at 5:40 AM, Zenigundam said: I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒 And let me guess, you gonna pester someone with your bullshit now, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Why are you getting all teary eyed? 😸 Hardly. I'm actually here sipping on my drink, laughing it up, earning more money than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Hardly. I'm actually here sipping on my drink, laughing it up, earning more money than you. Getting drunk off of one Bud Light while sitting on your couch and losing your mind over all of the personals that are crushing your soul is a money making move to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 2/20/2019 at 12:05 AM, lupin_bebop said: More like hooooooooooooooly shit yeah, fuck allllllllllllll that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 2/18/2019 at 11:01 PM, Still Me said: was roped into hanging out over at a friends house this weekend...the she like...texts me and start spouting about dungeons and dragons and I’m like “I’m happy for you...but I have zero idea what you’re talking about”....then she starts telling me I have to build a character sheet cause this weekend is D&D night and we are playing... i was not asked i was told....that I would be playing... and no matter how many times I’ve said “I have ZERO concept of what the fuck you’re talking about nor will I be ‘role playing’..” she can’t get the fucking hint..... she just sent me the beginners guide for this...fifth fucking edition of the game.... i dont want to play....i don’t DO table tops.....and she is fucking making me This is a perfect opportunity to burn a bridge....one of my favorite pastimes.... When is it, this weekend....just start drinking now and make sure to give your lawyer (dad's lawyer) a heads up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 19 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Getting drunk off of one Bud Light while sitting on your couch and losing your mind over all of the personals that are crushing your soul is a money making move to you? What? Was that English? You’re not making sense here, grammatically, nor literally. I thought you work(ed) at a school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: What? Was that English? You’re not making sense here, grammatically, nor literally. I thought you work(ed) at a school? No no. He stalks the kids at the school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 19 hours ago, Mix said: hooooooooooooooly shit yeah, fuck allllllllllllll that Yeah. There’s a reason you don’t hear about certain things from Texas. Except our exceptional death penalty speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 2/20/2019 at 12:05 AM, lupin_bebop said: More like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 i got roped into D&D once even though i never played and had no interest and i intentionally tried to break the game so they didn't invite me back. it was a few years later when i better understood it and thought, y'know, maybe i could have enjoyed it if i had given it a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 7 hours ago, Poof said: I live here. I know this shit already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Dammit LB. They arent all stupid right... Not that I can claim to be on Elon Musk lvl, but lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 2/23/2019 at 6:20 PM, midnight said: No no. He stalks the kids at the school. I know this. I need him to admit it. That way, we have evidence. Then, Chris Hansen takes over. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Professah Tex said: Dammit LB. They arent all stupid right... Not that I can claim to be on Elon Musk lvl, but lol. The vast majority are. “...like any other group of people: a few winners...a whole lot of losers.” — George Carlin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Well put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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