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was roped into hanging out over at a friends house this weekend...the she like...texts me and start spouting about dungeons and dragons and I’m like “I’m happy for you...but I have zero idea what you’re talking about”....then she starts telling me I have to build a character sheet cause this weekend is D&D night and we are playing...

i was not asked

i was told....that I would be playing...

and no matter how many times I’ve said “I have ZERO concept of what the fuck you’re talking about nor will I be ‘role playing’..” she can’t get the fucking hint.....

 

she just sent me the beginners guide for this...fifth fucking edition of the game....

 

i dont want to play....i don’t DO table tops.....and she is fucking making me

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My friend watched some College Humor DND animated series and bought the 5th edition last month, kept sending links trying to get me to read about it so we can do a campaign. I was just like, no.....make it pokemon themed and MAYBE, I'll at least take a look, but otherwise not into it.

They can play without you so she can just be unpleasantly surprised when you just watch.

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17 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

You got to speak her language. Tell her you invoke your level 9 finger of flipping...she will understand

Wait....does that work?

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17 minutes ago, NaBron_James said:

My friend watched some College Humor DND animated series and bought the 5th edition last month, kept sending links trying to get me to read about it so we can do a campaign. I was just like, no.....make it pokemon themed and MAYBE, I'll at least take a look, but otherwise not into it.

They can play without you so she can just be unpleasantly surprised when you just watch.

I figured I’d get drunk and pass out on the couch instead

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Just now, Still Me said:

Wait....does that work?

Sure - especially if you tell her that you cause double damage if you use both hands.

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30 minutes ago, mthor said:

Sure - especially if you tell her that you cause double damage if you use both hands.

Heh.....I don’t know...I think I have to roll for that

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how much do you care about this friend? if you're vindictive like I would be if i was forced to do something, you could ruin the game by saying you need to grab something from your car and leave.

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8 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

I see.....well, we have half the Mexicans, concealed carry, open carry, and wet counties everywhere. 

I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒

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55 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒

Considering he isn’t talking to me in this thread and talking to other members...it’s more that we’re having a conversation and continuing it with other people...then again you could you know....fuck off

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51 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Considering he isn’t talking to me in this thread and talking to other members...it’s more that we’re having a conversation and continuing it with other people...then again you could you know....fuck off

He could you know just be forced to go somewhere else, but you people like this shit.

I wouldn't be surprised if that's what he thinks. 

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On 2/19/2019 at 11:40 PM, Zenigundam said:

I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒

Well....since I'm responding to other posters within context, including your stupid ass, one can infer that we are, in fact, in the same room. Especially since I don't exactly have to post to her in the thread in order to respond to her, since we are in the same room. I can respond to other posters and simply talk to her without posting.

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32 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Well....since I'm responding to other posters within context, including your stupid ass, one can infer that we are, in fact, in the same room. Especially since I don't exactly have to post to her in the thread in order to respond to her, since we are in the same room. I can respond to other posters and simply talk to her without posting.

Why are you getting all teary eyed? 😸

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7 minutes ago, fuggstop said:
  1. I like this new story arc where zeni makes a play for stillme and trolls lupin hard and lupin falls for it. Hi-lar-ious

it is kind of funny for the ridiculousness of it. Zeni should be allowed to wear sunglasses and open umbrellas indoors 

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On 2/20/2019 at 5:40 AM, Zenigundam said:

I don't get why you post in her threads if you're supposedly in the same room all the time. My guess is that things could be falling apart. 🦒

And let me guess, you gonna pester someone with your bullshit now, right?

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31 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Hardly. I'm actually here sipping on my drink, laughing it up, earning more money than you.

Getting drunk off of one Bud Light while sitting on your couch and losing your mind over all of the personals that are crushing your soul is a money making move to you? 

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On 2/18/2019 at 11:01 PM, Still Me said:

was roped into hanging out over at a friends house this weekend...the she like...texts me and start spouting about dungeons and dragons and I’m like “I’m happy for you...but I have zero idea what you’re talking about”....then she starts telling me I have to build a character sheet cause this weekend is D&D night and we are playing...

i was not asked

i was told....that I would be playing...

and no matter how many times I’ve said “I have ZERO concept of what the fuck you’re talking about nor will I be ‘role playing’..” she can’t get the fucking hint.....

 

she just sent me the beginners guide for this...fifth fucking edition of the game....

 

i dont want to play....i don’t DO table tops.....and she is fucking making me

This is a perfect opportunity to burn a bridge....one of my favorite pastimes....

When is it, this weekend....just start drinking now and make sure to give your lawyer (dad's lawyer) a heads up...

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19 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Getting drunk off of one Bud Light while sitting on your couch and losing your mind over all of the personals that are crushing your soul is a money making move to you? 

What? Was that English? You’re not making sense here, grammatically, nor literally. I thought you work(ed) at a school?

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3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

What? Was that English? You’re not making sense here, grammatically, nor literally. I thought you work(ed) at a school?

No no. He stalks the kids at the school.

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19 hours ago, Mix said:

hooooooooooooooly shit :o

yeah, fuck allllllllllllll that

Yeah. There’s a reason you don’t hear about certain things from Texas. Except our exceptional death penalty speed. 

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i got roped into D&D once even though i never played and had no interest and i intentionally tried to break the game so they didn't invite me back.

it was a few years later when i better understood it and thought, y'know, maybe i could have enjoyed it if i had given it a shot.

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On 2/23/2019 at 6:20 PM, midnight said:

No no. He stalks the kids at the school.

I know this. I need him to admit it. That way, we have evidence. Then, Chris Hansen takes over. 

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3 minutes ago, Professah Tex said:

Dammit LB. They arent all stupid right...

Not that I can claim to be on Elon Musk lvl, but lol.

The vast majority are.

“...like any other group of people: a few winners...a whole lot of losers.” — George Carlin

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