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So im playing the Witcher 3, no problems. Its getting a little late 

Mmm ... better turn it off before something ugly pops out.

>.> gonna watch an episode of the Boss Baby just for good measure 

 

....had a fucking nightmare ... A NIGHTMARE 

Who still has nightmares besides babies?!

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4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

So im playing the Witcher 3, no problems. Its getting a little late 

Mmm ... better turn it off before something ugly pops out.

>.> gonna watch an episode of the Boss Baby just for good measure 

 

....had a fucking nightmare ... A NIGHTMARE 

Who still has nightmares besides babies?!

...... What is scary about Witcher 3? Lol 

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

..... I just don't understand. Are you afraid of the dark? This is some bullshit. 

No. Im really mad about this. 

Old people say if you eat sweets too close to bedtime, you have nightmares 

 

In hindsight ... i was eating peanut m&ms before I started playing  .

 

Its still dumb! 

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4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

You know what I love about Witcher 3? The rock trolls. THEY ARE SO CUTE! 

Like I just started playing it so I've just killed the griffin, 2 werewolves .... and like 8 fucking bears! 

I was going to look for a miscarried fetus but then i was like ... better save it for later

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5 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said:

I have nightmares almost exclusively....I see nothing wrong with it.

I usually dont. I usually try to watch something kid friendly so I dont have anything bad on my mind before I go to sleep. 

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29 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I usually dont. I usually try to watch something kid friendly so I dont have anything bad on my mind before I go to sleep. 

This happened just the other night....Not really what I'd call a nightmare, but definitely not pleasant.  I went to sleep watching Seinfeld.....It was the episode where George didn't want anyone to know his ATM passcode.  On the show, it ends with a guy in a fire screaming "GIVE ME YOUR CODE" because for some reason he needed george's card to open the atm he was trapped in...It's stupid. Anyway, my brain didn't end the episode there when the show did....Instead, it created an extended version where George never gave him the code and the dude burned alive.  

I always sleep with my TV on and It usually some sitcom, or animated series that's not too....explosive?...I guess....Something like Shin Chan or Sponge Bob.....Still, it manifests in weird ways.

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50 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

This happened just the other night....Not really what I'd call a nightmare, but definitely not pleasant.  I went to sleep watching Seinfeld.....It was the episode where George didn't want anyone to know his ATM passcode.  On the show, it ends with a guy in a fire screaming "GIVE ME YOUR CODE" because for some reason he needed george's card to open the atm he was trapped in...It's stupid. Anyway, my brain didn't end the episode there when the show did....Instead, it created an extended version where George never gave him the code and the dude burned alive.  

I always sleep with my TV on and It usually some sitcom, or animated series that's not too....explosive?...I guess....Something like Shin Chan or Sponge Bob.....Still, it manifests in weird ways.

I cant sleep with the TV on .... or a light on. It has to be dark and quiet

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“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”

Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol"

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Your dreams are a manifestation of the combined day to day events and what is going on in your subconscious mind.  Something you overlooked, or something you thought about when you saw the game.  It might have triggered something that your brain was trying to relay to your conscious.  Your conscious is very much your window to your reality with your subconscious your true reality....it influences but seemingly not fully aware but possibly exist to filter out good and bad....to protect your ego.

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22 hours ago, Vamped said:

So im playing the Witcher 3, no problems. Its getting a little late 

Mmm ... better turn it off before something ugly pops out.

>.> gonna watch an episode of the Boss Baby just for good measure 

 

....had a fucking nightmare ... A NIGHTMARE 

Who still has nightmares besides babies?!

People with stress?

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11 hours ago, molarbear said:

You should become a dream scientist because I think you just found the missing link as to why I have nightmares and severe lack of ability to grow facial hair

And the reason you cant keep your shirt clean when you eat?! 

O-O do you also find yourself struggling to keep your pants on all day?

Ever feel tempted to taste crayons and/or scented soaps?!

 

 

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10 hours ago, Neko said:

Your dreams are a manifestation of the combined day to day events and what is going on in your subconscious mind.  Something you overlooked, or something you thought about when you saw the game.  It might have triggered something that your brain was trying to relay to your conscious.  Your conscious is very much your window to your reality with your subconscious your true reality....it influences but seemingly not fully aware but possibly exist to filter out good and bad....to protect your ego.

Shit, now I need to play more of the Witcher to figure this out 

 

 

 

Well I mean .... i was gonna keep playing anyway because now im invested in the story 

 

 

Dammit! Why is there so much reading required for these graduate classes?! Dont they know I just purchased the Witcher 3 and I need to see what happens?!

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

And the reason you cant keep your shirt clean when you eat?! 

O-O do you also find yourself struggling to keep your pants on all day?

Ever feel tempted to taste crayons and/or scented soaps?!

 

 

Number A: I think Sauces just have it out for me, they seem to bend the laws of physics to land on my shirt

Number B: I'm not a big fan of pants, when I got my first "adult" job and they told me casual Fridays meant I could wear jeans I was like "why does the World hate shorts?"

Number C: no.... but those green irish spring soap bars are kind of enticing >.>

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2 hours ago, molarbear said:

Number A: I think Sauces just have it out for me, they seem to bend the laws of physics to land on my shirt

Number B: I'm not a big fan of pants, when I got my first "adult" job and they told me casual Fridays meant I could wear jeans I was like "why does the World hate shorts?"

Number C: no.... but those green irish spring soap bars are kind of enticing >.>

Hmmn .... there's a good chance you may not be a baby but Ill let you know.

 

 

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2 hours ago, molarbear said:

 

Number B: I'm not a big fan of pants, when I got my first "adult" job and they told me casual Fridays meant I could wear jeans I was like "why does the World hate shorts?"

 

So much this. Fortunately, I've had a job (2 separate times) that I've been able to wear shorts, and I'm about to start another completely different job where I can wear shorts, hopefully soonish.

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4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

So much this. Fortunately, I've had a job (2 separate times) that I've been able to wear shorts, and I'm about to start another completely different job where I can wear shorts, hopefully soonish.

We should start a company that allows people to wear shorts

and also bring their dogs to work

I'll run the dog daycare you handle all the rest of the business stuff

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I worry I only dream of being a Boss Adult, so far disconnected from my old Boss Baby self that I no longer even see myself as "Boss." I am, now even in my dreams, just an Adult; a nothing, just like anyone else.

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4 hours ago, Opium said:

I worry I only dream of being a Boss Adult, so far disconnected from my old Boss Baby self that I no longer even see myself as "Boss." I am, now even in my dreams, just an Adult; a nothing, just like anyone else.

The amount of people that have not seen the Boss Baby confirms i am indeed a baby 

 

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

I dream every time I sleep....they rarely make sense and the nightmare begins when I wake up....it's a surgical summer 

Okay ... I have very little experience dealing with daymares. Probably try going to bed in a full silk pajama set and reading llama llama red pajamas and see what happens when you wake up 

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3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Okay ... I have very little experience dealing with daymares. Probably try going to bed in a full silk pajama set and reading llama llama red pajamas and see what happens when you wake up 

mmhhmm....I assume llama llama red pajamas is the latest designer drug on the street, yes o.O

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