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That TV is an 02 Panasonic, but I have a 40" HD Samsung under my bed that I just keep from my college days and OF course my badass 54" HDTV in the living room, where almost all of the gaming and channel surfing takes place. 💪🐻💏🏋️‍♂️🐭

Posted
3 minutes ago, mthor said:

Love the shirt.

Thanks... It shows the team, that I'm casual... But a douche.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Pssh, what kind of respectable man in his 30's has facial hair? 

I think you answered your own question.

Wanna play tonight, asshole?

Posted
Just now, Buddyroe360 said:

What happened to all the desk flare....Shit looks nude now @Clu

Different angle... I think.... 

Posted
17 minutes ago, Clu said:

Fuckboi

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Hey, if I compliment the shirt, can you get me cushy job or some shit? I'll even take a terrible job, honestly.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I'm actually this desperate.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Clu said:

I think you answered your own question.

Wanna play tonight, asshole?

It takes a lot of talent to look 12 at 31 and I take pride in that

Nah, I'm going back to my emo routes and torturing myself with Dark Souls remastered

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Just now, naraku360 said:

Hey, if I compliment the shirt, can you get me cushy job or some shit? I'll even take a terrible job, honestly.

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes, I'm actually this desperate.

 

Let's hear the compliment first?

Posted
Just now, molarbear said:

It takes a lot of talent to look 12 at 31 and I take pride in that

Nah, I'm going back to my emo routes and torturing myself with Dark Souls remastered

Hi Viper.

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Posted
Just now, naraku360 said:

That shirt is sick as fuck, man. You've got great style.

We're not hiring.

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Posted
Just now, naraku360 said:

Uh, you have a nice face, too?

Consider this an official no trespass.

Posted (edited)
Just now, Clu said:

Consider this an official no trespass.

Your shirt is actually super douchey and so is the face.

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Posted
Just now, naraku360 said:

Your face is actually super douchey and so is the face.

When can you start?

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Posted

At the bus stop!!! Catching a lil bit of sunburn for sure, but my 18 year old legal age hot blonde female lover won't mind!!! She loves what I have to offer... 🐻💪🌭🍟

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

If it were me wearing the parrot would be my hiring condition.

I just want a normal wage and health insurance. I'll wear the parrot if you pay me like a person instead of like a garbage can.

Posted (edited)
30 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I see some Mel Gibson greys growing in...

Sawdy's young, dude, don't try to play my manz like that! 😐

You need Just for Men, not Sawdy 🐭

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Sawdy's young, dude, don't try to play my manz like that! 😐

You need Just for Men, not Sawdy 🐭

You need it as bad as I do.

 

Oh wait, I don't because I have a significant other. I could care less xD

Posted
56 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

At the bus stop!!! Catching a lil bit of sunburn for sure, but my 18 year old legal age hot blonde female lover won't mind!!! She loves what I have to offer... 🐻💪🌭🍟

 

She must work with a lot of group home residents. :|

And is trying to figure out which home you escaped from so she can make sure you are returned there.

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

She must work with a lot of group home residents. :|

And is trying to figure out which home you escaped from so she can make sure you are returned there.

I'm older than her. 😏

Don't be jealous because I picked her over you in spite of your incessant PMs... 🐶

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Posted
2 hours ago, Clu said:

Fuckboi

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Unlike, Raku, I don't need a job, so...

The shirt's ok.  I've seen better.

NIce to see you're staying relatively groomed.

Cubicles are for chumps.

Posted
3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Unlike, Raku, I don't need a job, so...

The shirt's ok.  I've seen better.

NIce to see you're staying relatively groomed.

Cubicles are for chumps.

You're still fat.

Posted
1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm older than her. 😏

Don't be jealous because I picked her over you in spite of your incessant PMs... 🐶

No one PMs you, bitchtitsgundam.

You probably weren't even on the mass sending of fugg's black hole. 

That's how sad you are.

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Posted
1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

No one PMs you, bitchtitsgundam.

You probably weren't even on the mass sending of fugg's black hole. 

That's how sad you are.

Katt, it's all right, I've known this for years. But quite frankly I operate within the legal limits of the state of New Jersey, "grown man" can only date 16+ year old woman, and obviously I go for that solid sub 20 year old range, but don't cry your eyes out; we can still be friends... 🐰

Posted
31 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Katt, it's all right, I've known this for years. But quite frankly I operate within the legal limits of the state of New Jersey, "grown man" can only date 16+ year old woman, and obviously I go for that solid sub 20 year old range, but don't cry your eyes out; we can still be friends... 🐰

I'm old enough to potentially be your grandma. Too bad I'm not because then you wouldn't be here. 

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