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Posted
1 minute ago, GunStarHero said:

We doing old pictures? This was back in high school. I have clearly angled the picture like that to hide how fat I was back then. 

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You look the type of chick that fucks in public bathrooms... I dig it.

Posted
15 minutes ago, Clu said:

You look the type of chick that fucks in public bathrooms... I dig it.

I was mistaken for a boy a lot. So there's that too. Lots of similarities. 

Posted
Just now, GunStarHero said:

I was mistaken for a boy a lot. So there's that too. Lots of similarities. 

Crap, I might be gay

Posted
1 minute ago, GunStarHero said:

I'm sure it was a very feminine penis. 

It wasn't... Not cut and sans glitter

Posted
1 minute ago, Clu said:

It wasn't... Not cut and sans glitter

Tsk tsk. I always keep mine in top tier condition in case of sexual emergencies, such as turning men gay. 

Posted
1 minute ago, GunStarHero said:

Tsk tsk. I always keep mine in top tier condition in case of sexual emergencies, such as turning men gay. 

That's very considerate of you.

Posted
Just now, GunStarHero said:

Why thank you! I always figured a pretty dick is more enticing than a Viper-gloom shroom. 

Oof... Viper.

Posted
3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Let me get cha a little hard then, champ:

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What the fuck is that

Posted
Just now, GunStarHero said:

That's ole Viper and his trusty blade. 

Jesus... That kid must of done some really evil shit in its previous life to be that fucking cursed.

Posted
27 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said:

That mustache makes you look like a cop.

How do you know I'm not....This is My uncle Boudreaux....My mother's twin brother.  People say we look just alike.

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Posted
4 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Let me get cha a little hard then, champ:

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I got no beef with Viper and his misshapen matsutake, but out of morbid curiosity that I will doubtless regret later, are those TMNT boxers?

 

 

 

 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

We doing old pics? Really? I can break y'all with 'old' . 

 

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Lol hippie.  I dig it.

Here's my contribution to old pictures.  3rd grade.  The quote is from a journal my third grade teacher had us write in, and I think it's the most on-brand quote ever.

 

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Posted
18 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said:

OMG, Christmas came early this year

I was told a story...about this sword...by an unnamed member...

that apparently he was telling people that this sword cut through an engine block...and when pressured to actually test it...he pussed out....

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I was told a story...about this sword...by an unnamed member...

that apparently he was telling people that this sword cut through an engine block...and when pressured to actually test it...he pussed out....

Are you suggesting Viper is anything less than honest?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I was told a story...about this sword...by an unnamed member...

that apparently he was telling people that this sword cut through an engine block...and when pressured to actually test it...he pussed out....

The same member was sparring with it and a friend had a white sword from Bleach... one got chipped...

Posted
4 hours ago, Still Me said:

I was told a story...about this sword...by an unnamed member...

that apparently he was telling people that this sword cut through an engine block...and when pressured to actually test it...he pussed out....

LOL, I guess he couldn't call forth his Bankai.

Guest IncoherentBabbling
Posted

I like how two women that I would never fuck, and would be literally at the bottom on my sexual encounters list by attractiveness have the most to say about me. I come back for 5 mins because someone tipped me off about my ancient ass pics being shown again - and this is what I see. A pic of awkward me fresh after losing all the weight.

You can do better than this. Looks to me like yous all miss me and youre grasping at straws.

Posted
30 minutes ago, IncoherentBabbling said:

I like how two women that I would never fuck, and would be literally at the bottom on my sexual encounters list by attractiveness have the most to say about me. I come back for 5 mins because someone tipped me off about my ancient ass pics being shown again - and this is what I see. A pic of awkward me fresh after losing all the weight.

You can do better than this. Looks to me like yous all miss me and youre grasping at straws.

Cool, you can leave now so you don't create more shit for us to laugh at.

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Posted
47 minutes ago, IncoherentBabbling said:

I like how two women that I would never fuck

I'm sure they are crestfallen.

 

Best I have is an old passport photo. The yeti is probably photographed more often than me.

 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, IncoherentBabbling said:

I like how two women that I would never fuck, and would be literally at the bottom on my sexual encounters list by attractiveness have the most to say about me. I come back for 5 mins because someone tipped me off about my ancient ass pics being shown again - and this is what I see. A pic of awkward me fresh after losing all the weight.

You can do better than this. Looks to me like yous all miss me and youre grasping at straws.

We can't miss you if you never leave.

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Posted
2 hours ago, IncoherentBabbling said:

I like how two women that I would never fuck, and would be literally at the bottom on my sexual encounters list by attractiveness have the most to say about me. I come back for 5 mins because someone tipped me off about my ancient ass pics being shown again - and this is what I see. A pic of awkward me fresh after losing all the weight.

You can do better than this. Looks to me like yous all miss me and youre grasping at straws.

two things.....

1) you were on fucking vegeta fajita earlier today....dont fucking lie its sad and hilarious

2) i dont know why you think youre some prize either....i mean you look like a fucking meth head that hasnt quite lost his teeth yet.

 

not to mention....we've all seen that roadway left curve sign you call a dick...... 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Muskox said:

I'm sure they are crestfallen.

yep....hit me right in my pussy pride....what ever will i do???

 

i guess ill just fuck this black guy sitting next to me then.....

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