wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 tan suits? i don't know how i feel about this. at least there's no camo vests...i think. shit, now i'm concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I’m going to a Star Wars themed wedding on Saturday. I don’t know shit about Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: I’m going to a Star Wars themed wedding on Saturday. I don’t know shit about Star Wars. just tell everyone to "live long and prosper" and you'll be golden. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Did u already buy your suit? I remember buying my bridesmaid dress then getting fat and barely fitting in it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: Did u already buy your suit? I remember buying my bridesmaid dress then getting fat and barely fitting in it lol we're actually doing the tuxedo rental thing. i'm going for a final fitting / pickup after work. then out for some sushi. it's probably all gonna be fried rolls and hibachi grill though. these backwoods fellers don't fukwit raw feesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 This is your chance to cheat on your wife. Opportunity doesn't knock twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 you've not seen who i'm walking with. that'll be a big NO SIR. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: you've not seen who i'm walking with. that'll be a big NO SIR. How big exactly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: How big exactly? big enough to lose some genitalia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I can't say I've ever met a gal big enough to smash my balls literally, but I'm not in Missouri. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: How big exactly? It wouldn't be right to post pics. And I've never met her in person. But I've seen pics. She's thicc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: It wouldn't be right to post pics. And I've never met her in person. But I've seen pics. She's thicc. you just be the gentleman that you are. be kind and cordial. compliment her on the way down the aisle. you will have served well as a groomsman. because if the bride finds out you were mean to her bridesmaid. you're life will forever be ridden with scorn and shame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I can't say I've ever met a gal big enough to smash my balls literally, but I'm not in Missouri. fuggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: you just be the gentleman that you are. be kind and cordial. compliment her on the way down the aisle. you will have served well as a groomsman. because if the bride finds out you were mean to her bridesmaid. you're life will forever be ridden with scorn and shame. yeah, i'll be the nice feller i've been trained to be in the presence of a female. my daddy taught me right. plus, i've been in several of these things as a groomsman and best man. people seem to like me...or they like my access to copious amounts of booze. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 22 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: just tell everyone to "live long and prosper" and you'll be golden. wrong francise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: wrong francise do you just sit and search for trek posts all day? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, wacky1980 said: do you just sit and search for trek posts all day? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 i'm off. if there's camo in that tux, i might quit. wish me luck... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, ghostrek said: wrong francise you should have met me for coffee. i would have explained how a joke works. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, discolemonade said: you should have met me for coffee. i would have explained how a joke works. I know the joke I do have sense humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: i'm off. if there's camo in that tux, i might quit. wish me luck... Why it's not like anyone's gonna see you wearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: just tell everyone to "live long and prosper" and you'll be golden. Lol you are such an asshole. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: you should have met me for coffee. i would have explained how a joke works. Ghosty is all like.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I mean, not tan, but... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 hours ago, wacky1980 said: tan suits? i don't know how i feel about this. at least there's no camo vests...i think. shit, now i'm concerned. Think of the booze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 12 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Think of the booze not only am i thinking of the booze...i'm providing the booze. three kegs of busch light (squirm), one keg of bud light, and one keg each of homebrewed IPA and porter. so we've got about 75 gallons of beer onsite. we tested the setup last night and everything. also, no camo vests. no vests at all, actually. just a tan suit and a pink tie and some brown shoes. i can live with that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I mean, not tan, but... i wish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 17 hours ago, wacky1980 said: it's probably all gonna be fried rolls and hibachi grill though. these backwoods fellers don't fukwit raw feesh. i'm sad to say i was right on this one. we sat around the grill. one of the guys, who'd never been to a sushi restaurant before, saw a philly roll on the menu and ordered one. you can imagine his disappointment when it wasn't an actual philly steak sandwich. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 hours ago, wacky1980 said: not only am i thinking of the booze...i'm providing the booze. three kegs of busch light (squirm), one keg of bud light, and one keg each of homebrewed IPA and porter. so we've got about 75 gallons of beer onsite. we tested the setup last night and everything. also, no camo vests. no vests at all, actually. just a tan suit and a pink tie and some brown shoes. i can live with that. Tan suit with a pink tie? Doesn't that clash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 20 hours ago, discolemonade said: you just be the gentleman that you are. be kind and cordial. compliment her on the way down the aisle. you will have served well as a groomsman. because if the bride finds out you were mean to her bridesmaid. you're life will forever be ridden with scorn and shame. And HPV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Tan suit with a pink tie? Doesn't that clash? maybe, yeah. i haven't taken the tie off the hanger yet, but i caught a look at it while doing the final fitting. not my wedding, not my problem. :shrug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 3:53 PM, wacky1980 said: It wouldn't be right to post pics. And I've never met her in person. But I've seen pics. She's thicc. turns out i'm not walking with big mama #1 or #2 (ok let's be honest...#3 or #4 either). it's worse. i'm walking with a moderately attractive crazy ass. first thing she tells me is that she just got a divorce, and her ex has the same first name as me. apparently that's ironic to her... second thing she tells me is that we're skipping up the aisle after the ceremony. fuck. ass. she was quick to notice i was wearing a wedding ring. wasn't too thrilled about it either. it's a good thing i'm happily married, because i know i'd be smashing that by this time tomorrow if i wanted to. but no. i really...reeeeeeally want her to latch onto someone else so i don't have to fight her off all night. i'm too old for that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 for what it's worth, i have never been in a wedding party but I've been a pallbearer for three funerals, which is like the sad version of a wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 3:31 PM, wacky1980 said: tan suits? i don't know how i feel about this. at least there's no camo vests...i think. shit, now i'm concerned. I never want to be part of a wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: I never want to be part of a wedding they're not bad, unless you're the best man. then you have shit you're responsible for. as a simple groomsman, you just stand up and follow the leader in a rented suit. and you drink for free. so there's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts