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4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Like have you ever had the urge to start grabbing them and playing with them?

It's kinda fun. :|

LAWL...I do....usually to beats of music during a show we're watching....

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Posted
10 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said:

what about when a jam comes on :o

No...if it’s stuck in my head and I’m singing it jokingly I do the boob jiggle thing to get a laugh out of LB....which is never a laugh it’s always a “what the hell are you doing?”

Posted
1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm ashamed to say, but yes. I'm so 4ever alone that I have sometimes compensated by grabbing my own moobs.

I've lost like 40 lbs though, so my moobs aren't really grabbale anymore. 

Playing with one's own boobs/moobs is nothing to be ashamed of imo. >.>

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for multiple reasons, yes

sometimes its almost overly amusing to me though. like when i'm high and laying on my back with no bra on, i jiggle them then laugh at the weird feeling and look of it. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said:

if she is the one bringing the pain... shouldn't i still feel sorry for you?

Maybe? I give as good as I get.  So maybe still feel sorry for her. PURPLE NURPLES ALL AROUND!!!!

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Like have you ever had the urge to start grabbing them and playing with them?

 

Does it count when I have to put them in the over the shoulder boulder holders everyday?xD

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Posted
32 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said:

Does it count when I have to put them in the over the shoulder boulder holders everyday?xD

Ah yes, the titty hammock. 

The balloon cocoon. 

The proverbial "booby trap."

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Ah yes, the titty hammock. 

The balloon cocoon. 

The proverbial "booby trap."

The best part is always when it's taken off. It's like you can breathe and relax after a long, hard day.xD

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Just now, PurgatoryGirl said:

The best part is always when it's taken off. It's like you can breathe and relax after a long hard day.xD

I sling shot that bitch across the room and start chanting like a Tusken Raider.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

The proverbial "booby trap."

thats my go to <3 

it sounds really weird to ask for in stores too.

"hi, welcome to (insert various lingerie store names), is there anything we can help you with today?"

"YES. show me what 32D booby traps you have in stock"

.... a moment of awkward silence.

it doesn't even sound like you're asking for a bra.

Posted
1 minute ago, MEXobiologist said:

thats my go to <3 

it sounds really weird to ask for in stores too.

"hi, welcome to (insert various lingerie store names), is there anything we can help you with today?"

"YES. show me what 32D booby traps you have in stock"

.... a moment of awkward silence.

it doesn't even sound like you're asking for a bra.

If it makes you feel any better, I sound like I'm buying munitions cause I like to get bombshell bras. 

"Hello, yes, where to finding the ordnance cases for the chest butt?" 

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I don't have any anymore.

Posted
2 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said:

thats my go to <3 

it sounds really weird to ask for in stores too.

"hi, welcome to (insert various lingerie store names), is there anything we can help you with today?"

"YES. show me what 32D booby traps you have in stock"

 

I'm just lucky if I can find my exact size in the stores. It's like they start at training bras and go up to 40DD. Then, skip to a 46DDD and higher. Like where's my size in a DD?

Normally, mine have to be ordered online.

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5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

If it makes you feel any better, I sound like I'm buying munitions cause I like to get bombshell bras. 

"Hello, yes, where to finding the ordnance cases for the chest butt?" 

you, my dear, know how to shop

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Posted
6 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said:

I'm just lucky if I can find my exact size in the stores. It's like they start at training bras and go up to 40DD. Then, skip to a 46DDD and higher. Like where's my size in a DD?

Normally, mine have to be ordered online.

being a lady is tough, especially with things like this. i process lingerie at work and you're right, they really do jump in size 9/10 times. don't feel too bad tho, mine is hit and miss too cuz in store, they usually start D cups in a run of sizes at 36. merp. some ladies just don't ever get the luxury of shopping in stores. or swim two pieces that are sold as pairs but you can only fit top or bottom.

but hey... they're fun to jiggle and be weird with. so i guess we're winning there xD  

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4 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said:

I'm just lucky if I can find my exact size in the stores. It's like they start at training bras and go up to 40DD. Then, skip to a 46DDD and higher. Like where's my size in a DD?

Normally, mine have to be ordered online.

My bras are a lot like my shoes: they're  just big enough to be sold in most stores but also are only available in such small quantities that I must engage in Mortal Kombat to secure my payload. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said:

you, my dear, know how to shop

Thank you. I like to consider myself a capable shopper. I keep finding nice boots for under $30. That's how they get me, though. I'll just keep buying them until I become the boot master and seek vengeance on my local mall. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, PurgatoryGirl said:

Does it count when I have to put them in the over the shoulder boulder holders everyday?xD

 

12 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Ah yes, the titty hammock. 

The balloon cocoon. 

The proverbial "booby trap."

 

  I guess "double barreled slingshot" is a regional moniker..... :P

 

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Posted
14 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

You can use a couple water balloons to remedy that. :o

I mean what? :|

They're not flesh and I couldn't feel them so it would be pointless. >_>

Posted
3 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

After tasering them into position in the boobenwraps, I only have to grab at them if they are trying to make an escape. 

NO JAIL BREAKS ALLOWED!

 

I remember officer Jenny.

Lest we forget.

Posted
19 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Like have you ever had the urge to start grabbing them and playing with them?

It's kinda fun. :|

yes

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