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10 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said:

what about when a jam comes on :o

No...if it’s stuck in my head and I’m singing it jokingly I do the boob jiggle thing to get a laugh out of LB....which is never a laugh it’s always a “what the hell are you doing?”

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm ashamed to say, but yes. I'm so 4ever alone that I have sometimes compensated by grabbing my own moobs.

I've lost like 40 lbs though, so my moobs aren't really grabbale anymore. 

Playing with one's own boobs/moobs is nothing to be ashamed of imo. >.>

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4 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

The proverbial "booby trap."

thats my go to <3 

it sounds really weird to ask for in stores too.

"hi, welcome to (insert various lingerie store names), is there anything we can help you with today?"

"YES. show me what 32D booby traps you have in stock"

.... a moment of awkward silence.

it doesn't even sound like you're asking for a bra.

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1 minute ago, MEXobiologist said:

thats my go to <3 

it sounds really weird to ask for in stores too.

"hi, welcome to (insert various lingerie store names), is there anything we can help you with today?"

"YES. show me what 32D booby traps you have in stock"

.... a moment of awkward silence.

it doesn't even sound like you're asking for a bra.

If it makes you feel any better, I sound like I'm buying munitions cause I like to get bombshell bras. 

"Hello, yes, where to finding the ordnance cases for the chest butt?" 

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2 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said:

thats my go to <3 

it sounds really weird to ask for in stores too.

"hi, welcome to (insert various lingerie store names), is there anything we can help you with today?"

"YES. show me what 32D booby traps you have in stock"

 

I'm just lucky if I can find my exact size in the stores. It's like they start at training bras and go up to 40DD. Then, skip to a 46DDD and higher. Like where's my size in a DD?

Normally, mine have to be ordered online.

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6 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said:

I'm just lucky if I can find my exact size in the stores. It's like they start at training bras and go up to 40DD. Then, skip to a 46DDD and higher. Like where's my size in a DD?

Normally, mine have to be ordered online.

being a lady is tough, especially with things like this. i process lingerie at work and you're right, they really do jump in size 9/10 times. don't feel too bad tho, mine is hit and miss too cuz in store, they usually start D cups in a run of sizes at 36. merp. some ladies just don't ever get the luxury of shopping in stores. or swim two pieces that are sold as pairs but you can only fit top or bottom.

but hey... they're fun to jiggle and be weird with. so i guess we're winning there xD  

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4 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said:

I'm just lucky if I can find my exact size in the stores. It's like they start at training bras and go up to 40DD. Then, skip to a 46DDD and higher. Like where's my size in a DD?

Normally, mine have to be ordered online.

My bras are a lot like my shoes: they're  just big enough to be sold in most stores but also are only available in such small quantities that I must engage in Mortal Kombat to secure my payload. 

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7 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said:

you, my dear, know how to shop

Thank you. I like to consider myself a capable shopper. I keep finding nice boots for under $30. That's how they get me, though. I'll just keep buying them until I become the boot master and seek vengeance on my local mall. 

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13 hours ago, PurgatoryGirl said:

Does it count when I have to put them in the over the shoulder boulder holders everyday?xD

 

12 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Ah yes, the titty hammock. 

The balloon cocoon. 

The proverbial "booby trap."

 

  I guess "double barreled slingshot" is a regional moniker..... :P

 

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