rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[The_annoying_one]

This “adulting” bullshit is too fucking hard!

[Seight]

Me in the "What Are You Thinking About?" Thread Last Week:

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Thank god I stopped watching WWE around the start of the pandemic or "Vince McMahon is trying to muscle his way back into the company" would be a sentence that pisses me off.

Me today seeing who the rumored buyers of WWE might be:

[Gemini]

The wisdom tooth on my left side is hurting. I don't want to miss work just to get it pulled. Stupid mortal body.

[The_annoying_one]

I just got done filling out about 5 sheets (front and back) of paper for a dr. appt. I have coming up in a few weeks.

Guess I can add carpal tunnel to my list of complaints now.

Seriously, why the fuck do you need to know my mental health status and my entire family’s medical history for a wound on my fucking foot?

[katt_goddess]

I hate when my system goes into burn mode after eating something. I don't need all these calories right now, I need them for the entire day. Ass system.

[Gemini]

I'm sorry you have to deal with that, katt.

Ah, yes. Another work week has begun. Gotta make the money and pay the bills, right?

[Gemini]

I have a migraine. While working. Which sucks.

I really need to cut back on my sodium intake. That might be a factor.

[katt_goddess]

13.5 hour shift yesterday, 10.5 hour shift today. I need all the naps and all the vacations.

Only ~4 more days left of work this week. -.-; 

[Gemini]

Almost done with work for the day. The boss has been riding us on getting more sales. Shut up and let us do our jobs, man! Jesus Christ Almighty. lol

[Gemini]

People suck. That is all.

Edited January 23, 2023 by hornedlizardman

[Seight]

IT'S FOR A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL!

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MAYA RUDOLPH BEING A SPOKESPERSON FOR M&M'S BECAUSE THAT'LL BE THEIR SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL, NOT SOME CULTURE WAR BULLSHIT!

IT'S ALL SO FUCKING TIRESOME!!!

 

[viperxmns]

Qatar tourism ads on tv never stopped after the world cup ended 

 

Nobody wants to go to your country stop it

[The_annoying_one]

I genuinely think I hate people.

[viperxmns]

those random times you imported a cd into the computer and somehow a track managed to skip as it was importing or some shit so now every time you listen to it you hear the skip because you're too lazy to get the disc and reimport it just for that one song

[💜 mahala_la_la]

Still hate telephones!!!!

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[Seight]

Headline: "Why is Memphis releasing Tyre Nichols video after 6 p.m. on a Friday?

Me: How do you work in journalism and not understand the concept of the "Friday news dump"?

[Poofy]

23 hours ago, 💜 mahala_la_la said:

Still hate telephones!!!!

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Haven’t seen that lil guy in awhile

[The_annoying_one]

Hey, Chime Banking App,

I literally signed up for an account and cancelled the account in the same day.

This happened at least 2 weeks ago. I have no account with you, and wouldn’t have any money in the account, regardless.

Why, then, did you mail me a debit card today for an account that no longer exists or has funds available? Gotta love miscommunication.

[Seight]

 

*thinks about all the "very necessary" topics that have been in the news cycle this month alone*

Don't sugarcoat it for me, this Black History Month is going to be complete hell, isn't it?

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

Hey, Chime Banking App,

I literally signed up for an account and cancelled the account in the same day.

This happened at least 2 weeks ago. I have no account with you, and wouldn’t have any money in the account, regardless.

Why, then, did you mail me a debit card today for an account that no longer exists or has funds available? Gotta love miscommunication.

Past me getting issued a new bank card for my unemployment benefits AFTER both getting direct deposit and a new job says "same".

[katt_goddess]

Ripped a chest muscle moving a table yesterday. 

Boobs need to be detachable because these bastards aren't helping anything. 

[Gemini]

I'm suddenly reminded of the King Missile song "Detachable Penis". Why is this something I hate? Because it's actually my least favorite King Missile song.

[viperxmns]

Groundhog day is so dumb all those poor manhandled groundhogs

 

 

 

 

 

[Seight]

Every Conservative "voice" within recorder range: Some form of "IT'S A VIOLATION OF 1^ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS THAT DIRECTV REMOVED NEWSMAX!"

Me, who hasn't had access to the local Fox affiliate since late October having to watch sports online or by antenna: "oh you idiots, that's not why they didn't give you the money."

[katt_goddess]

RIP Frodo Bird.

You weren't being extra playful and cuddly, you were saying good-bye.

[scoobdog]

16 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

RIP Frodo Bird.

You weren't being extra playful and cuddly, you were saying good-bye.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[DragonSinger]

Well shit. One of the social media accounts I watch to be nosy went private. Should have gone that extra creepy step and just followed it. It's frustrating because there are 2 events that could have led up to going private but I checked too late to know. 

[Gemini]

Why does food that's bad for you have to taste so good?

[Seight]

I still can't believe the punchline to a month of culture war bullshit was "They're chocolate-covered clams now, lol just kidding everything's back to normal."

[The_annoying_one]

6 hours ago, Seight said:

I still can't believe the punchline to a month of culture war bullshit was "They're chocolate-covered clams now, lol just kidding everything's back to normal."

M&M’s be trollin’

[katt_goddess]

*gets a mystery Japanese snack box because mystery snackies.

* goes through it and finds it has 4 different versions of Konpeitos. Love those stupid sugar stars.

* snags a bag for noms while internetting. Konpeito!...Milk Flavored.

 

[Vela]

On 2/13/2023 at 10:37 AM, hornedlizardman said:

Why does food that's bad for you have to taste so good?

Why does food that's good for you have to taste so bad?

Why can't more things be like watermelon...

 and like cappybaras 

[Gemini]

19 minutes ago, Vela said:

Why does food that's good for you have to taste so bad?

Why can't more things be like watermelon...

 and like cappybaras 

Or blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, oranges, or cherries?

[The_annoying_one]

Every time I shave, my face itches.

If I try to grow a beard, my face itches.

Why the hell is my face so damn itchy?!?!?!

[viperxmns]

taxes are like government issued homework

I hate homework

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, viperxmns said:

taxes are like government issued homework

I hate homework

Agreed. Also, tell us how much we owe every year! Quit making us guess. Stupid bastards.

[Seight]

6 hours ago, viperxmns said:

taxes are like government issued homework

I hate homework

 

4 hours ago, hornedlizardman said:

Agreed. Also, tell us how much we owe every year! Quit making us guess. Stupid bastards.

First thought I had reading that:

[The_annoying_one]

This sofa is murdering my back.

[Vela]

On 2/14/2023 at 11:43 PM, The_annoying_one said:

Every time I shave, my face itches.

If I try to grow a beard, my face itches.

Why the hell is my face so damn itchy?!?!?!

My skin gets so dry both when the seasons change from cold to warm and warm to cold.

[The_annoying_one]

12 hours ago, Vela said:

My skin gets so dry both when the seasons change from cold to warm and warm to cold.

I’m sorry. I hate that. Mine gets really dry in cold weather.

[The_annoying_one]

I don’t care how good of friends we are, I don’t want to talk on the phone with anyone for 45 frickin’ minutes. Takin’ up my whole afternoon and stuff…..*mumbles under breath*

[Seight]

Honestly I don't think anyone had "The star player on your favorite team's opponent may have brought a gun to someone and later that gun was used to kill somebody, but let him play during the investigation anyway" on their bingo cards. 

[katt_goddess]

I understand it's a gimmick, Ramune, but let's move on from the adult-proof glass bottles with the marble in them and try simple cans or twist top options for a bit. 

Telling people you busted your thumb trying to open a bottle of melon-flavored sugar water is embarrassing even for me. 

[Gemini]

Buffalo Wild Wings, what happened to your wing game, man? Y'all used to be the best! Now y'all have been replaced by WingStop. How does it feel to be usurped by an aviation-themed wing shop?

[Insipid]

On 2/25/2023 at 10:44 PM, hornedlizardman said:

Buffalo Wild Wings, what happened to your wing game, man? Y'all used to be the best! Now y'all have been replaced by WingStop. How does it feel to be usurped by an aviation-themed wing shop?

Buffalo Wild Wings has always had shit food. You go there for fun with family and friends, not the food.

[The_annoying_one]

My doctor sends me to a specialist. I go to this specialist and get the issue I was dealing with taken care of. Or so I thought. This morning, my doctor called me and told me that I need to call that specialist because they didn’t send some paperwork or something. No. Not my problem. Your problem. Do your fucking job. I have no control over what this place did or didn’t send you.

[The_annoying_one]

22 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

My doctor sends me to a specialist. I go to this specialist and get the issue I was dealing with taken care of. Or so I thought. This morning, my doctor called me and told me that I need to call that specialist because they didn’t send some paperwork or something. No. Not my problem. Your problem. Do your fucking job. I have no control over what this place did or didn’t send you.

And now, the specialist just called me back and said that the paperwork they sent my doctor that “wasn’t filled out” (I got that wrong in my first post) was sent to my doctor for THEM to fill out. Stupid fucking people, I tell ya what. 🤦‍♂️😂

Edited March 1, 2023 by The_annoying_one

[Seight]

Me after last night: The Grizzlies are still in good position in the West despite losing last night

Me today: 

[katt_goddess]

Peeps Pepsi.

/rant

[Gemini]

36 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Peeps Pepsi.

/rant

Have you tried it yet? I haven't. I don't want to either. lol

[The_annoying_one]

1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Peeps Pepsi.

/rant

Such an affront to the Pepsi name.

And I’m not really a Pepsi drinker, so my opinion is totally valid.