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Things you wanted for christmas but never got


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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I honestly can’t think of anything...I always got what I wanted...I’m the baby in my family...

i was an only child, but we were often rather broke. they did the best they could.

i got a really nice flank steak one year...

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2 minutes ago, mochi said:

does it have to be from childhood or no?, because frankly one think I want but will never get because their fucking expensive is a Jake Bass Fleshjack (''>_>'')(''<_<'')

 

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Cost aside, who in god's name would get that for you for a Christmas gift? :S

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1 hour ago, mochi said:

XD, myself most likely, if I had that kinda money >:s

What a pocket asshole flesh light?...I mean it can’t be that more expensive than a dildo...then again I have seen dil’s go for $50+....eh...coupons dude...Adam and eve do the 50% off thing for first purchase

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3 hours ago, mochi said:

does it have to be from childhood or no?, because frankly one think I want but will never get because their fucking expensive is a Jake Bass Fleshjack (''>_>'')(''<_<'')

 

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i'm gonna have to direct you to the sexual harassment training thread. 

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10 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I wanted Star Wars figures. I didn't even need a bunch, just maybe two that could fight each other. And Yoda because he had a snake that wrapped around his shoulders and that looked pretty cool. 

But Santa hates poor people and he really hates girls who ask for action figures. 

can confirm that santa is a capitalist shill who hates the poor. 

you don't get that fat and jolly living off food stamps. 

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my parents let me wake up on xmas to absolutely nothing one year and never bought us presents again.

didnt even sit us down and tell us beforehand that they couldnt afford anything. even worse, i still believed in santa at the time.

so every xmas i kinda went overboard for my kid. cant really this year but im getting her SOMETHING...not pulling a soul crushing empty room on her.

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