PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 SwimModSponges: Dangerously powerful in the multiverse and must be stopped Luuv (Admin): NAZI MOD PLS BAN MEXobiologist: Secretly lobbying Congress for a brothel license Mthor: Convinced the Illuminati to adopt feminism Phillies: Legally married to Hatsune Miku Ben0119: Secretly masturbates to Donald Trump BooThickemz: Actually a marijuana leaf; the sexy woman is just a front naraku360: Is a character in Persona 5 Dane: Secretly makes his money doing stand-up comedy Master-Debater131: Secretly masturbates to Donald Trump Gary Johnson Definitely missed a bunch of you >.> don't really know the whole userbase that well
Lasty Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 What's the first rule of just about any gameboy rpg? Talk to EVERYONE...
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 MEXobiologist: Secretly lobbying Congress for a brothel license is it really all that outrageous though? i'm just here to make sure everyone is happy and well taken care of
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Master-Debater131: Secretly masturbates to Donald Trump Gary Johnson Oh please, theres nothing secret about it. I Love The Johnson! He is one of the many people stored away in by Spank Bank ;D
pail Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 BuddyRoe: Secretly is Shaq. Spends his time here in between doing commercials for General auto insurance. Uses ellipses with restraint. Hates to post here but lurks 24/7. Has a box of tissues and petroleum jelly next to the landline phone in his "fortress of solitude" for when Fuggs calls. Has chill. Picks the pepperonis off his pizza.
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Oh please, theres nothing secret about it. I Love The Johnson! He is one of the many people stored away in by Spank Bank ;D do you get charged additional fees for certain transactions?
PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 is it really all that outrageous though? i'm just here to make sure everyone is happy and well taken care of Trying to legalize prostitution is political seppuku. >.>
PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 None of that is outrageous, I've been misled. Hey, you come up with a scheme to drive clicks, okay?!
PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 How dare you Oh. You. YOU. You tried to hack my sex drive the other day! It didn't work. It never works.
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 do you get charged additional fees for certain transactions? It really depends on the transaction some require additional fees ;D
PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 Oh god there's two Narakus. Naraku4656: has seen the apocalypse of the previous world and is working to stop this apocalypse. Naraku360: fucking Loki I swear.
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Trying to legalize prostitution is political seppuku. >.> I would like to say that I'm in the business of fantasies not politics, but I'm just not entirely certain the two are much different.
1pooh4u Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 You forgot to do yourself. Lol, do yourself. You don't fool me. I know you're really a sexy hi tech ninja robot in service to the gubbermint ;D
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 You forgot to do yourself. Lol, do yourself. You don't fool me. I know you're really a sexy hi tech ninja robot in service to the gubbermint ;D she would be much happier in my service at the brothel
PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 You forgot to do yourself. Lol, do yourself. You don't fool me. I know you're really a sexy hi tech ninja robot in service to the gubbermint ;D SHIT! Funny thing is, that's more true than false. ;D
1pooh4u Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 she would be much happier in my service at the brothel I think we all would be ;D
Distortedreasoning Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 a couple of these arent very outrages or secretive at all. like master debater having a hard on for crazy gary or phillies being married to anime ;D
Satou Kazuma Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Good. I'm so bland that no one notices me.
PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 she would be much happier in my service at the brothel I'm gonna need details here. Like, what services do I have to provide? What's the clientele like? Where is this located? >.> <.<
PerfectFlowingHair Posted December 27, 2016 Author Posted December 27, 2016 a couple of these arent very outrages or secretive at all. like master debater having a hard on for crazy gary or phillies being married to anime ;D Look man, I'm not a tabloid writer, nor do I work for Buzzfeed. You get what you get, Nessie.
1pooh4u Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 SHIT! Funny thing is, that's more true than false. ;D I friggin' knew it! ;D
mthor Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 How exactly... never mind. *sigh* I hate post-holiday purges...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Hey Kudasai, here's one for you: Kudasai masturbates every night by shoving janice up his ass. ;D
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Pooh has a drawer full of Playboy Magazines Scoobdog actually is a cat person Ben is an AI designed to figure out what does and does not piss people off Luvv isnt actually an Admin, he just wants to say he has powers.
1pooh4u Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 I'll have you know, I threw all my Playboy's away when I got butthurt over the fact that they weren't publishing nudes anymore ;D
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 I'll have you know, I threw all my Playboy's away when I got butthurt over the fact that they weren't publishing nudes anymore ;D Thats the best answer possible lol
1pooh4u Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 lol,I wasn't paying good money for the articles, that's for sure ;D
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 lol,I wasn't paying good money for the articles, that's for sure ;D Ahhh the good ol days before the internet provided free nudes of whatever you wanted lol
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Ahhh the good ol days before the internet provided free nudes of whatever you wanted lol "The good ol days"? That was the dark ages, man!
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 "The good ol days"? That was the dark ages, man! And now anyone can fap to their hearts content because the internet has literally everything.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 And now anyone can fap to their hearts content because the internet has literally everything. Yep. 8)
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 I'm gonna need details here. Like, what services do I have to provide? What's the clientele like? Where is this located? >.> <.< Well of course your roll is to provide my protection dear. As a sexy highly skilled robot ninja, you will blend right in but can conceal yourself in order to better protect me when necessary. The clientele is just horny people with fantasies as per usual, i'll have none of the overly violent sort however. Nobody damages my goods. Nobody. I haven't pinned a location yet, but somewhere warm. Not sweltering hot, but relatively warm all year round. I plan on wearing silk and satin robes for most of the rest of my life.
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 lol,I wasn't paying good money for the articles, that's for sure ;D and here i always thought that was one of the better parts of those mags >.> except that one time i read that one disturbing story... or maybe that was penthouse, idk, i don't remember...
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Firefly-Actually has a phobia for flying objects
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Firefly-Actually has a phobia for flying objects of the buggie nature, you are correct. and drones. i'm a little paranoid that the next time i get drunk in public and have to pee behind a car or bush, i'll get caught. its just not enough to look around you anymore. now you gotta look up.
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 of the buggie nature, you are correct. and drones. i'm a little paranoid that the next time i get drunk in public and have to pee behind a car or bush, i'll get caught. its just not enough to look around you anymore. now you gotta look up. Lol oh god, I never liked Drones but now I hate them. Thanks for putting that thought into my head haha. Before I just worried that they would be hovering around outside my windows watching me. Ok then on a more pleasant note: Firefly-Has an overwhelming need to combine cut the crusts off her PB&J sandwiches.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 of the buggie nature, you are correct. and drones. i'm a little paranoid that the next time i get drunk in public and have to pee behind a car or bush, i'll get caught. its just not enough to look around you anymore. now you gotta look up. I thought women only pee outside when camping. >_>
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 I thought women only pee outside when camping. >_> no, thats a lady there are none of those around here
MEXobiologist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 Lol oh god, I never liked Drones but now I hate them. Thanks for putting that thought into my head haha. Before I just worried that they would be hovering around outside my windows watching me. Ok then on a more pleasant note: Firefly-Has an overwhelming need to combine cut the crusts off her PB&J sandwiches. oh, they're doing that too for sure i don't do that though i mostly combine my pb&j crusts with chips by smashing them into the lil crumb bits.... but you're close enough
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 no, thats a lady there are none of those around here Do you fart in front of your boyfriends too?
Master-Debater131 Posted December 27, 2016 Posted December 27, 2016 oh, they're doing that too for sure i don't do that though i mostly combine my pb&j crusts with chips by smashing them into the lil crumb bits.... but you're close enough Uh I know. Biggest fear is be having a fun time then hear a damn drone outside my window. Now I have to make sure everything is closed Thats a great way to do it. I like to just add chips inside the PB&J. A little crunch to the sandwich is great.
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