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Guest The Hound
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the woman i met up with only trims their pits.

 

 

god fucking damnit

 

 

like u only find out the moment you get in there and shit starts coming off

 

 

and at that point im not gonna stop

:|

 

 

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Trimming is a sign of insecurity, which leads me to believe that the girl you met up with isn't so attractive by most people's standards. Anyway, at least you're staying in your lane and aiming for girls in your league. Let me handle the dimes.

Guest The Hound
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Trimming is a sign of insecurity, which leads me to believe that the girl you met up with isn't so attractive by most people's standards. Anyway, at least you're staying in your lane and aiming for girls in your league. Let me handle the dimes.

lol
Guest The Hound
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Is this why you and zeni broke up? He only trimmed his pits?

he tried the landing strip
Guest The Hound
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zeni should seriously play this game tho

 

 

 

 

its called

 

 

 

 

you're now aware you are breathing manually.

 

 

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Well I mean .... my pits are more likely to be out more than my cooter. Nobody wants harry pits in a sundress.

 

 

>.>

 

unless she went in knowing sex was coming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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the woman i met up with only trims their pits.

 

 

god fucking damnit

 

 

like u only find out the moment you get in there and shit starts coming off

 

 

and at that point im not gonna stop

:|

 

 

Damn, I've even hooked up with guys who shave them. She must be French.

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the woman i met up with only trims their pits.

 

 

god fucking damnit

 

 

like u only find out the moment you get in there and shit starts coming off

 

 

and at that point im not gonna stop

:|

i ate out a girl that didn't shave down there. i was also 19 and horny

 

no regerts

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the woman i met up with only trims their pits.

 

 

god fucking damnit

 

 

like u only find out the moment you get in there and shit starts coming off

 

 

and at that point im not gonna stop

:|

 

you know...it doesn't surprise me that the women you date are gross

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The girls around here are all about the brazilian...... well, because there is a large population of brazilian girls here..... smooth as eggs.

Awesome. I wish more of them were about that here in Texas. Especially given we are closer to Brazil than you guys are. :|
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Awesome. I wish more of them were about that here in Texas. Especially given we are closer to Brazil than you guys are. :|

 

You have Latino though

Also aren't you married to still me?

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Awesome. I wish more of them were about that here in Texas. Especially given we are closer to Brazil than you guys are. :|

 

They try and marry us for 25k to get them legal... or anchor baby that shit like fuggz

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What?

 

I'll just be honest.....I'm usually completely lost when I read your posts.......Like I feel like you typed something else but your keyboard didn't respond until you were halfway through.  I just never try to make a big deal out of it because you're usually being pretty innocuous.....Or at least it seems that way because I don't get it.

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I'll just be honest.....I'm usually completely lost when I read your posts.......Like I feel like you typed something else but you keyboard didn't respond until you were halfway through.  I just never try to make a big deal out of it because you're usually being pretty innocuous.....Or at least it seems that way because I don't get it.

 

Well a digital keyboard doesn't respond as I like it to and 90% of the time I'm thinking of something else and responding here

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Come up with your own material instead of talking in corny idioms.

That's not an idiom.

 

I don't know what it is, because I wasn't an English major, but I do know that it's not an idiom.

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