scoobdog

Doooo ittttttt.

Get fucked. Listen to Sawdy. Do it. NOW!!!!

How does anyone become Japanese?

That sounds like what happens when you have leftover hamburger and leftover Kraft's mac and cheese in the refrigerator. Your head thinks "Meat and cheese? That's just like a cheese burger!" But, you completely forget the macaroni is there, and then you take a bite and hate yourself.

Yeah. Chili is suppose to be all meat and peppers - the meal, not the crap that is on a Wienershnitzel dog. That's probably because the original stuff from Mexican vaqueros was usually served with other things, like tortillas. When you get back to LA one of these days, I'll take you to EL Cholo: they serve a chili that is just that. But, personally, I just can't. I have to have red beans with my chili.

It's bad enough I like beans in my chili. I feel kind of dirty just saying it.

Nein

The only time I see cheese, sour cream and chives with chili is at... Chilis.

Then you're dealing with a flavorless and spicy chili.

Sour cream on (not in) chili is solely as an antidote to it being too spicy. If you need to add sour cream, you're probably eating too spicy of food.

Ghosty? why are you? borad?

Smart.man. We ain't never sending the Jets another quarterback EVER.

Got that backward. I'd like to make a music video where I get to sit the entire fucking time.

Why no water drink get reck?

Motherfucker uses conditioner on his beard...

No, I mean no one fucking lines up to beat one dudes ass.

Nobody fights like that.

Probably because his best movie was Highlander.... jk

Replace Now and Laters with Hot Tamales and I'm in.

Well.... I don't abjectly hate candy corn like a lot of people. But I don't really like it either.

I hope so. Halloween is all about the candy, but it deepends on what candy she buys....

Does that mean no one went back to his room?

Live by the numbers, die by the numbers.

You forgot to spray paint "Sharing is caring, you ungrateful shit" on his garage door... with a smiley.

Have a buddy that still likes to sing the original lyrics.