scoobdog

Those things are kinda overrated.

I knew you would be on top of it...

Wedding food all day sounds kinda nasty. Unless the reception is at the Ritz Carlton.

Not sure. I guess me since I posted about it. I was also going to say "Fuck a bridesmaid" but Jingai beat me to it.

Some answer the call....

Worst Humblebrag thread of the day.

Silly me. Of course you would use the alias - wouldn't want to trigger the sex offender registry laws.

Which name though?

Congrats!

I'm sure there are plenty of people here that are getting some kind of bank. People that fetishize success, however, are angling from the reaction, both positive and negative, from their purported conquests. Success and "humble bragging" are mutually exclusive - there is no need to humble brag if the success itself should reward the conditioned response. That's why a guy like Packard will go to such extremes to brag about things that are obvious exaggeration and, at that, would not warrant pride in their pedestrian nature.

You weren't having sex hard enough.

Fuggs, stop doubling down on stupid.

Actually, that's pretty standard for a maintenance workout.

Oatmeal sounds good.

One more...

I'm not bothered by spiders, but this is creeping me out.

I don't really have a waifu I can fantasy fuck by bumping auras, but I'm working on it.

I'm coining it now.... Platonic Waifu / Husband

.... Weebs