Vodka is kind of weird thing to shoot. Most vodkas don't really have much of a flavor, at least the ones that are worth drinking. And, I'll take your Malort and show you baijiu.
No, Zeni isn't that creative. He's got one note, and he plays that note until his fucking lips bleed then plays it some more. I'll give Phillies his due and say he can be creative sometimes.
Load up on fiber, and you'll never grunt again. Of course, it'll be the exact opposite where you don't make it to the toilet sometimes.... but at least you don't have a coronary doing it.