scoobdog

There was once a dutiful gardner. He said to himself "I'm going to water my fruit trees everyday and in a few months I'm going to have fruit." His friends said "Dude, you need automatic sprinklers." But the gardener thought that would be too much trouble. "It's cool dudes. I'll water every day, and my fruit will be awesome." And so he did.... For a while.

What if, guys? What if?

There's a reason why automatic sprinkler systems exist....

Did you answer the question I asked?

There should be a "Hide" option, though.

Best way to end up on a watchlist to repeat it three times.

It was a well constructed story. I like how subtle the tragic undertone is.

How big was it?

Had trouble Googling, huh?

Thanks for that info, Fuggs.

This is almost as good as the Bro Jesus Memes.

Damn... everything is fucking deep state now.

So... ...how his dick taste?

You can get that at VIper's forum for free.

Why?!

He's scared of this?

Sponges, your dad jokes are ethereal.....

And by "Scoob" you mean you, because I'm pretty sure he thinks I learned all my construction knowledge in Mississippi. He hasn't sniffed out Wacky's contracting thread yet from what I can tell.

Do these people know you're taking pictures of their house? Should we be calling the cops on you?

What's an Academic Triathlon?