molarbear

my limbs hanging off the bed when I'm asleep (that monster under the bed will eat anything not protected by the mattress kingdom)

I hear ya

I feel like this is somewhat racist, also he's notorious for kicking dudes in the dick low key, I didn't know about the Bulimia part. He still low key kicks dudes in the dick in the reg.

There could be 4 people left and if one of them is a terrible driver traffic would still suck

No love for Salem's Lot?

That sounds majestic as fuck

welcome to the club! We've been plotting World destruction for years but we procrastinate way too much to actually do anything

^valid argument I mean do you think they want to eat grass all day instead of real food?

Scary ass moon and time limit vs the best Zelda game ever? Nope, I certainly am not.

Ocarina of Time was the best hands down

it's adapting............. pretty soon it'll gain cloaking capabilities and start hunting you

what kind of crime?

yeah well I opened up a pickle jar earlier with no assistance

I fucking hate those things, no spider should be allow to grow to their size

true in that case I'd just light your bed on fire when your apt manager asks why you burned down half your building tell him you saw a spider

That's a fire hazard, you're better off putting one of those backyard fire pits in your room

I've told you for months to get a mini fridge in your room

Ghosts can't see they use echolocation everyone knows that

They require you to invite them into your house though. That's your own fault.

For me Overcast days are a great excuse to read. I go out of my way to get everything I need done in a day in one swoop to begin with whether it's a clear day or overcast day. That being said when it's cold and rainy I have a great excuse to watch netflix and read and I honestly cannot argue with those benefits

Possibly, highly doubt it though. My Parents have always been very straight forward with me. All I know is I almost died from the flu back in the day but I didn't, and since then I haven't gotten any type of flu version. I'm telling you dude, I had Captain Trips and I survived

Dude this is something I've questioned my whole life I was 8 and stuff was falling off of my body that shouldn't have, I often wonder low key if i was getting radiation treatment for Cancer and was told it was "the flu" The "every other day hospital visits" for IV treatments and such, I dunno I'm alive now and that's all that matters to me

I like cool drizzly days that's my kind of day