molarbear

Ya know, I use to love that show but I don't think I ever saw the final episode

Congrats dude! It's always nice to see someone follow their dream and actually succeed

you clearly either do not drive or have a low squirrel population in your area I will go out of my way to not hit a squirrel and it will make it across the road only to dart right back across in my path I'm honestly starting to think all squirrels are suicidal

uh oh sounds like someone reached the dark side of drinking

You chose wisely

I dunno dude, Dodgers are going to playing with a chip on their shoulder from last year's NLDS Cubs are going to have to step it up a notch or two to beat them this year

I dunno, I want it to happen but the bullpen is going to need to get their shit together fast

SSDD there's like 4 people on and a T-Rex.. and we all know a T-Rex can't type

I can't nap everytime I try to nap for a hour it turns into 3-4 hours

They strayed from the book quite a bit but I didn't mind. I think the kid from Stranger Things (He played Richie) deserves a fucking reward for his performance in that movie. Pretty much every other line out of his mouth had me laughing

Girth Brooks

I'm not! My bank account is still very in the positive from pulling 60-70 hours a week for the better part of 2 1/2 years (once we hit 60 hours we got double pay instead of a pay and a half for OT) I've enjoyed the last two years of my time off by going on a metric fuck ton of trips. I should probably learn how to invest shit and learn the stock market and turn into a douche but instead I'm just literally, enjoying life at the moment.

This is what I thought the thread was about

This is now a correct statement I'm going to continue drinking until OU's secondary decides it wants to actually show up to a game

I forgot how stressful it is to watch the Cubs when Lester is pitching and runners are on base..... That being said their bullpen blew this one for them

That's kind of you. I've worked in two restaurants in my life and never once have the cooks been incorporated in the tips We had one waiter that liked to brag about how much he made in a night, one night he made $350 in tips in 4 hours.... i made $32 before tax in that time needless to say that dude's orders took very low priority after that

that's sad to hear, I first heard of him when he was on Last Comic Standing

Kluber gave up 6 runs in 2.2 innings tonight what alternative universe have we stumbled into? Seriously, I know most pitchers have a bad day occasionally but that man is usually a fucking finely tuned machine of untouchable pitches

did you not have any potatoes? You can microwave one in like 5 mins

As weird as it sounds sometimes when I get really bored I go on twitch and look for IRL streams people have set up for their Dogs Usually they just move from napping place to napping place but I can watch them for hours

I don't blame you, 13 is a terrible age

good luck sleeping the rest of the night

I'm sorry buddy My heart goes out to you and your family if you ever need or want to talk about it I'm all ears

Cubs are going into the playoffs with a bipolar starting staff and a super sketchy bullpen this probably will not end well