molarbear

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technically if someone is illiterate anyone's name could be Dan

^this

I'm going to shave.... for reasons

Another World Series going to a game 7!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEOPLES!!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle:

^this

Benjamin Button for the 5th year in a row because everyone on Amazon was sold out of the legit Ninja Turtle costumes

I'm really sad I didn't get to see it now because the OU game started at the same time.

that was oddly satisfying

That sucks dude, sorry. I'm not one of those people that can keep on trucking when I'm sick this is pretty much me

I was under the impression that the person that made this thread was broke and $10 was considered unlimited money...... I would like to change my answer to a private island full of Dogs

I'd buy some magic beans

that's not a panhandle, that's like a deformed flipper penis

I ended up attending the same middle school as her and we always joked about it

what part of Texas is considered the panhandle?

No bullshit our bus driver was the Wrestling/Football coach and he always left the lights off on night trips, I honestly think they do that because they know what they'd see if they randomly turned the lights on

My first kiss was in preschool, a girl wouldn't stop following me around the playground and then she kissed me..... Although such a response would not happen at this age of my life I'm ashamed to say I pushed her and had to sit in timeout for 5 mins

I switched from Band to Choir in 7th grade because it was loaded with all the hot chicks in middle school That and there were no more practice sheets and we went on a shit ton of more field trips. I mean sidenote before puberty hit I did have the voice an angelic cherub, afterwards I had the voice of an adult but still looked like a fucking cherub.

it's called musk yo

I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1 I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms) I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different?

FTFY

I found out my Dad converted all the old VHS tapes to DVD and backed them up on the computer I was a cute kid and have no idea what happened