molarbear

This is generally my experience with cats

I heard from a dude in my comm skills class that some kid's cousin used a MissingNo glitch to get 99 of them That or you can hunt down a box of snow caps on ebay probably

I would admire that cat from afar while saying "aww" out loud

I've always wondered what a phone would taste like with a nice mustard sauce

that is a cute cat

how'd you manage to fit your monitor in your mouth?

Inorite?

I've been there, I know your pain That's why there's currently a super happy dog on it's way to your work carrying a satchel full of beer on it's back

they're scared of the banner

I put a little baby powder on mine before I go to sleep It has changed my life greatly

you should drink some warm water and see if you turn into oatmeal

how I feel about OU Football! As long as we whoop the shit outta texas i'm good!

the only toes I can move individually are my big toes the rest are webbed and all move together

how are you going to train yourself to type with your toes?

Brilliant

they're currently learning how to balance like a functioning 4 year old. Is it scary, only about 11% currently. When they become Sentient, we're all gonna go down in a blaze of glory

sinus infections legit suck I get them all the time

Living in a World without decent Archer clips on youtube, mayhaps we deserve a robot death fate

Just knock a girl up and hope it's a boy so you can name him John Conner That's my best response, I was trying to find a youtube clip from the episode of Archer where Archer freaks out about Ray's bionic leg surgery but I couldn't find one

Microsoft is already allowing cross platforming with PC. It's a well known fact that Sony is the only ones holding PS4 users back from playing with Xbox/PC users

I choose the varmit that's most hated for a reason. They actually eat ticks and once they hiss at you they play dead. Opossums aren't as evil as people claim them to be. I learned all of this after an internet search due to my old pupper trying to engage in a fight with one

Order under easy eggs and scramble the yolk into your hash browns like a pro

I'm team Opossums

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Wait when did breakfast die? I will go full Liam Neeson Taken to find its killer