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molarbear

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  1. I drink vodka and powerade zero now because I like to pretend I'm an adult and attempt to be semi healthy
  2. I had a buddy that use to order redbull and crown mixed drinks, I always thought he was crazy until I tried it one night... it was actually pretty good
  3. I thought they were illegal now?
  4. molarbear

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    you really need to rewatch the old version.... it's pretty damn terrible these days
  5. molarbear

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    I've heard good things about it the biggest complaint I've read so far is people think the story was kind all over the place but if you ever read the novel that's kind of how it is at first
  6. my phone does that frequently and sometimes it doesn't even like to use actual words I'm starting to think it may have had a stroke or something
  7. empty[/member] I was fairly intoxicated last night and didn't catch this I fucking loved every second of it especially the attempted flag plant
  8. Tomatoes, much like mushrooms are evil!
  9. Mustard only, no catsup!
  10. seppuku time
  11. The one that has a Disney World!
  12. Honestly? I love the new Star Trek movies I figured a reboot would be terrible and everyone complained about them but I fucking love them I think Chris Pine does an excellent job as the new Kirk
  13. this brings a whole new meaning to crab fishing
  14. David The Gnome
  15. will they have vaginas? asking for a friend
  16. I think you mean Ohio State which would be OSU
  17. sushi curses are complicated you have to somehow find a young fish and and old fish and then it just gets ugly from there
  18. A fan a fire a sharks mouth an exhaust pipe
  19. I'm a Dog person but this is still funneh to me
  20. I got a chubby tonight when OU beat Ohio State. Offense looked amazing minus the two turnovers in the first half that were more than likely scoring drives, defense looked better than it has in years.
  21. I completely agree
  22. molarbear

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    I have a tendency to destroy my phones one way or another so I keep mine as far from water as possible
  23. you think he's a dude? His DNA is 20% shower fap sperm and 80% whatever mutant hyrbrid creature happened to be in the sewer at the time
  24. Be careful man That being said if at any point you feel like you're 100% going to die could you go out doing the whole Lt. Dan thing on your roof?
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