molarbear

what kind of crime?

yeah well I opened up a pickle jar earlier with no assistance

I fucking hate those things, no spider should be allow to grow to their size

true in that case I'd just light your bed on fire when your apt manager asks why you burned down half your building tell him you saw a spider

That's a fire hazard, you're better off putting one of those backyard fire pits in your room

I've told you for months to get a mini fridge in your room

Ghosts can't see they use echolocation everyone knows that

They require you to invite them into your house though. That's your own fault.

For me Overcast days are a great excuse to read. I go out of my way to get everything I need done in a day in one swoop to begin with whether it's a clear day or overcast day. That being said when it's cold and rainy I have a great excuse to watch netflix and read and I honestly cannot argue with those benefits

Possibly, highly doubt it though. My Parents have always been very straight forward with me. All I know is I almost died from the flu back in the day but I didn't, and since then I haven't gotten any type of flu version. I'm telling you dude, I had Captain Trips and I survived

Dude this is something I've questioned my whole life I was 8 and stuff was falling off of my body that shouldn't have, I often wonder low key if i was getting radiation treatment for Cancer and was told it was "the flu" The "every other day hospital visits" for IV treatments and such, I dunno I'm alive now and that's all that matters to me

I like cool drizzly days that's my kind of day

I don't think so, I'm not allergic to antibiotics and the Hospital also told me I had the flu and to take them I think the worst part was when I finally got semi healthy and then ended up with ear infection like 2 days later

The one time I had the flu my Doctor gave me antibiotics I puked for two weeks straight, my skin was peeling and my finger nails were falling apart I was in the Hospital like every other night Never had the flu since then though! I often wonder if it was a form of Captain Trips that I somehow survived

Antibiotics.......

nope, shit just magically goes back to whence you found it that or one of my old roommates took it

I've never had a Doctor tell me to do it I think you're just going to really hate how your sweat smells for a day or two

it's in the inner most sanctum of Cthulhu's Temple C'mon bro this is like questing 101 knowledge

No, I'm more of a boobs guy

Don't, I've tried this before you just end up with a baby face

well... apparently I'm a furry

fuck.... I need a lot more shoes

I figured you'd be the most happy to be green