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molarbear

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  1. I should probably point out that last comment was directed blueraven1999[/member]
  2. is your rank a Halloween rank or is it custom? I never noticed it until now but I literally laughed out loud when I saw it
  3. I miss that guy but did you ever watch Ghostwriter as a kid? I think that'd be more up his alley except instead of a simple one sentence clue you'd have to switch rooms multiple times because all the walls were full of writing.
  4. That's weird maybe it's a latency issue
  5. I was starting to wonder if I was the only one
  6. it's working fine for me this site has been shitting the bed on me all night though
  7. I read the title and thought they were making a sequel to Pixels At which point my immediate thought was "no shit, why'd you even bother to make a thread about that shitty movie" then I realized I was wrong but still wanted to post about how shitty that movie was
  8. The waiting room at the doctor's office
  9. He was probably just trying to buy a butt scratcher common misconception
  10. I dunno, I laugh at the worst times. I find I use humor to hide emotions one of my friend's got cut off by a vehicle while on his motorcycle, it clipped his front tire and he got in a terrible wreck the first visit to him in the hospital after he came out of his coma I told him "That's the last time I hire a hitman off craigslist because they fucking suck at their job" we both both laughed pretty hard at that one Then his brother quipped in saying "no he's actually a super villain who attempted to knock the Earth off its Axis using his head"
  11. I use to go there a lot in when I was in College because they had decent burgers and they were only about 6 bucks at the time That and there were only 4-5 other restaurants in town
  12. I feel like Chili's ( at least the ones here) have attempted to become more fancy in recent years and the end results were they now serve your food on square plates and jacked most the prices on the menu up by 4-5 bucks Last time they brought my fries out in a little cylinder shaped holder and when I made a joke about only getting 5 fries the waittress said it was "portion control" I know it's not her fault, she just works there, but I want to tell whomever came up with this stupid idea that I when order a bacon cheeseburger and 2 beers I'm clearly not worried about portion control at that moment
  13. Happy late birthday! I don't know you that well but you're always super generous with the like button on my comments like when I say something I think is hilarious and everyone ignores it, I can always count on you to give me the pity like and not leave me hanging churs :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle:
  14. when I'm waiting in line somewhere like the store or something and the person behind me stands so close I can feel them breathing on my neck
  15. my limbs hanging off the bed when I'm asleep (that monster under the bed will eat anything not protected by the mattress kingdom)
  16. I feel like this is somewhat racist, also he's notorious for kicking dudes in the dick low key, I didn't know about the Bulimia part. He still low key kicks dudes in the dick in the reg.
  17. There could be 4 people left and if one of them is a terrible driver traffic would still suck
  18. No love for Salem's Lot?
  19. That sounds majestic as fuck
  20. welcome to the club! We've been plotting World destruction for years but we procrastinate way too much to actually do anything
  21. ^valid argument I mean do you think they want to eat grass all day instead of real food?
  22. Scary ass moon and time limit vs the best Zelda game ever? Nope, I certainly am not.
  23. Ocarina of Time was the best hands down
  24. it's adapting............. pretty soon it'll gain cloaking capabilities and start hunting you
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