molarbear

When I was in middle school I got a note from a girl with a "yes, no, or maybe" box to check I checked maybe to be funny and she ran to the bathroom crying........ I was later informed the note wasn't even for me so to this day I'm still not sure why she ran off crying

maybe

I read this as "dunk" at first and the picture hadn't loaded.... then it loaded and I was even more confused for a second

.....this bottle has been in the freezer for almost 3 months

No the eggs were bad and I forgot I had some vodka left

somehow I walked out of the kitchen with vodka instead...

I call red panda everyone saw it here first

Done have your people call my people..

I have one so I can buy booze because no one believes my real ID

you can have it I will straight up trade you accounts

......At least you're not purple *fixed it

you can actually buy those in stores? I always thought they were issued out by the Government to people over 70

a Penguin I'd be super cute and then get eaten by a leopard seal

^ seconded

I'm working on it

you could throw a tarp over the car port to keep rain out

My Momma says I'm handsome Unfortunately most ladies don't agree with her

I'd accept this but I only go to /aww and /dogs and such folders where I can see animals just being animals

favorite asmber Mix[/member] I got you bu

#traitortohumanity

one of the strip clubs in town has a breakfast buffet

RIP

The Tower knows.........

Shining Force 2 Suikoden 2 Luigi's Mansion (I'll never forget playing the demo in the Walmart Store before Christmas, spent all my B-day/Xmas money on buying a Gamecube) Super Mario Bros 3 Mario Party is always fun no matter what number it is

I don't really mess with beer since it's watered down here but Bud light has a special place in my heart I fucking love whiskey but I'm fairly positive it's super unhealthy, not saying vodka is much better but since I switched I've dropped 28 lbs without working out a whole lot