molarbear

I'm offended that you didn't attack people that use oral tobacco products

I'm convinced there are ghosts of bros past that haunt gyms and do shit like that. I use to work 2nd shift and got out at 10:30 and would head to the 24 hour gym and there'd be me and one other person there until I got on any sort of weight bench or machine, then suddenly 3-4 people would appear out of nowhere and ask how long I'd be on it. This was a large gym, it's not like there weren't like 900 other things they could do.

^ I'm just waiting for the day at this point where I reach an acceptable age to where i can set forth an Army of Lawn Gnomes and then go out everyday and scream at them. I'm hoping my Neighbors will think I'm crazy afterwards and will leave me alone.

is this like a gundam that shoots change at people?

You have to figure out what part of working out turns you off and find a new way to try it I personally hate running so I ride a bike these days to get my cardio in. Another good way (also a way of self defense) would be to take up kick boxing or any other martial art

whittling can actually be a decent distraction. You come at my underwater basket weaving world championship title though....we gonna have some problems

you just gotta feed, water, and pet an animal plants can be a little more complicated

you need a pet of some kind I'd say get a giant doggo but I understand you may not be allowed to get one under your current living conditions so you may have to improvise

That means you still have two hours to climb onto the roof and ride it out full Lt Dan style

https://imgur.com/gallery/0AILT I feel like I shouldn't have to add this but it's a SFW link

People have backup washing machines?

That looks like one of the Alice games!

nb4 your hand literally cuts itself off all "Idle Hands" style and then 400 threads are made about said event

Yeah if it was that bad I would just tell them to fuck off

nope I would have just noped the fuck out of there at that point I do it to my brother all the time because he'll want help on some project he's working on and I'll get to his house and it's always the same shit he moves at the rate of a old slug who's on it's last limb, then doesn't have the supplies so we have to pick them up (he usually stares at a power tool for an hour during the process) after that he wants to go eat and then by then it's like 7 pm and my entire day is wasted

I actually love rainy days because it gives me an excuse to be lazy and catch up on some reading

Yeah that shit would not fly with me. I would have told said person to either get to work or I was leaving I get really cranky while moving either myself or other people though, so much so that last time I moved I just paid a moving company $200 to move my shit for me.... it was the greatest move ever

I'm amazed and happy someone found the song for you but on the other hand I'm really disappointed no one dropped a rick roll first.

It's really weird because when people see my bathroom has a tub in it they ask if I take a lot of baths and they always seemed surprised when I tell them no I'm 6 feet tall literally only my legs would be covered in water and the resulting splashes required to cover the rest of my body would make a huge mess On the plus side sometimes I plug the drain while I'm showering and let the water build up and pretend like I'm on a sinking submarine

Mine's perfect so there's no need to change it

You have a valid proposal!

you're gonna get tired about 1 hour before you gotta wake up. Worst Idea ever but I've been there more than I'd like to admit.

Sharks instead of Horses