molarbear

Happy Birthday to your spouse! Also calling people old is out of style these days, we prefer the term "seasoned"

I've never actually had any luck with cough drops My go to is some ice cream, the cold reduces the swelling of my throat and it's fucking tasty

Happy Planet Cartoon!

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the entrance to my neighborhood is huge (like 4 cars wide) so I always go to the middle if I'm turning left to give people that want to turn right a chance to get by me.... one day I'm practicing said generosity and some lady pulls up on my left and proceeds to attempt to turn left at the same time as me. I always use my blinkers so she had no excuse for how far her head was up her ass. There happens to be bridge to the left that has two lights for the on and off ramps of the turnpike, I laid on my horn during her moment of stupidity and throughout both red lights as I sat behind her

Sweet Mother of God That man will be my favorite person in the whole world if he ever brings a "Wilson" volleyball out for one of his interviews

I didn't see the whole game, I just turned it on when I got an update from ESPN that Mayfield was playing. It didn't look like the Jets were capable of protecting Darnold very well but, I'm happy for the Browns fan base. The shitty part is I was 99% positive I picked the Browns to win this week and then I signed in to see that I hadn't I think we should focus on the most important take away from tonight's game, my player scored 3 more fantasy points than Pooh's player

I always have the house to myself and it's amazing I've mentioned this before but the only downfall is I can't watch scary movies without checking every room while carrying a wiffle ball bat before going to sleep

^this, while walking away and not looking back

I'm fairly good at COD games, so if you ever hop on xbox I can attempt to carry. I'll probably add you and then never send an invite because I'm really shy unless hammered. That being said when it comes to FPS games in general, @GunStarHero is by far the best. I'd respond but I'm too busy trying to find a bag of dicks RDR 2 and Resident Evil 2 I'm definitely buying, I'm not sure about Assassin's Creed yet. I really want to get Battlefield V but EA servers are on the East and West coast so when I play multiplayer on their games living in the middle of the country my ping can go from 72 to 200 in seconds and the lag is fucking real

My experience with Tinder is pretty terrible, I just ended up deleting that shit

It's about God Damn time you came back do you have any idea how hard it is to keep this places BAC at average by myself

Happy Birthday!

that actually sounds really fucking good

No ones really sure what the meat consists of but great strides were made in the scientific community when it was discovered that steaks can actually suffer from depression

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

you gonna fail then they're going to eat pizza and jam

Billy Mays here to tell you just how Oxyclean can solve all your problems!

That last minute touchdown deducted 4 points from my defense you won by one point

Meh, I think they're comes a time in every persons life when they're surrounded by incompetent coworkers and just want to say "Fuck it, I'm out!" The only difference is most of us haven't made millions of dollars and kind of need the paycheck

I read about that! I don't really blame him either. What's the point of putting your body at risk if the higher ups aren't going to make the right moves to compete?

It really didn't surprise me not saying Wisconsin is a bad team but I feel like every year BYU upsets someone big

Have you never heard that phrase?