molarbear

If you asked me to tell you off the top of my head where Sam Bradford is playing this year I couldn't do it. Dude's been on like 6 different teams already.

Who needs that when you can binge watch the X-files? I wanted to sleep in the corner with all the lights on tonight anyway

I don't really know my neighbors The house on the left hardly ever mow their grass and has a different car there everyday the house on the right they own about 7-8 different vehicles and constantly struggle to find room to park them I can't really complain though, at least they're all pretty quiet

I mow every week because my yard is mostly weeds and everyone knows they're the rabbits of the plant kingdom at this point I'm considering just bull dozing the entire thing and putting down fake grass

Earlier I said Alex Ross had been consistent this season... I was thinking of Alex Smith and he doesn't even play for the Chiefs, I wish I could at least say I was drunk when I made that big of a stupid but alas....I was stone sober

alright now I'd like you to draw Bill Hader during the US invasion of Grenada torching a village with a flame thrower

Doodle Request draw your cat fighting a bear

fucking life hack

you're a mad man! what happens when the glass gets lower and you gotta tip it up, you're gonna poke your eye out

I picked the Ravens to win and that is not what is currently happening I'm thinking about applying for Skip Bayless's job now I'm thoroughly qualified

did you stick your pinky out though?

I got 2,085.6 I understand it was fairly simple instructions and basic math but I was just really, really bored waiting on my clothes to dry

I want some squril dumplings

I'll be right next to the tomatoes

Tomatoes are gross

https://caloriecontrol.org/why-2000-calories/ It's suppose to tell people how much fat, sodium, etc they're suppose to take in on a daily basis

real man children eat turkey sandwiches

eww, I see coleslaw

I not 100% sure what it consists of but people on Reddit claim it works for them

I drew up a prototype but it ended up looking like a pair of glasses someone would wear on the red carpet 5 years from now

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if that doesn't work you could always try Intermittent fasting

They haven't had a decent 2nd string QB since they got rid of Matt Flynn. It's something no one ever speaks of is Green Bay without Rodgers, I mean seriously, he's day to day right now and Vegas won't take bets on the Viking/Packer game because everyone knows they suck without him.