molarbear

is this the dragon ice cream stuff?

It ended up being a whole lot closer than I thought it'd be

Happy Birthday you old fart

Nebraska was down 14-0 and scored 21 unanswered points and now Colorado is trying to get in a field goal before the half I keep hearing hype about the Clemson/A&M game tonight from the announcers but I'm fairly positive Clemson is going to wipe the floor with them

I think the worst thing was running out of toilet paper it happened one time and ever since I always check how much I have before I go to the store

Are they getting their ass beat? I watched the Sooners play and then flipped on the Nebraska/Colorado game

I tried no shave November once and actually followed through with it the results were horrific and I'm surprised no one attempted to kill me with fire near the end

Watch some College Football

sleep the hangover off

I get a 3 o'clock shadow after about 3-4 days of not shaving, even then it's all patchy

Now you have me questioning some of my picks, this is Psychological warfare at it's finest.

Today my shirt was on inside out most of the day and no one said anything about it I only discovered it during lunch when I attempted to open one of those stupid ketchup tear packets and it shot a stream of ketchup on me The cool part was after cleaning it up I got to wear my shirt the right way and no one could see the stain

Please tell me someone pet the doggo

Like legit vacation or you finally snapped and murdered your co workers vacation?

All I know is I'm 1-0 in the pick ems part I'm going to enjoy my perfect record while it last I still refuse to recognize the Falcons as a team due to their catastrophic choke in the Super Bowl two years ago

I love that game but seriously it can eat a dick I'll never forget being in 10th grade and playing it at 2 am and my character's sanity was getting low and her body just snapped in half and then I was walking on the ceiling seriously thought I was having a stroke or something for a few seconds

I want you all to know in our last hours together that I faked every orgasm I ever had with any of you

I threw it back even further

Bar-S hot dogs are pretty legit I hate coffee when I enter a plane I always think I'm going to die because I hate heights so I reach up (instead of jumping because plane entrances are like 3 ft tall) and touch the top of the door way while sliding my hands across like the OU players do while exiting the tunnel and hitting the "play like a champion sign" to boost my morale

I hate tomatoes but like pasta sauce and ketchup

it's still going to taste good

I've always put my ice cream scoop on the stove top for a short amount of time, I never thought of microwaving the entire gallon

Whenever I make a bowl of ice cream I microwave it for 8-10 seconds I tell people it's because I've had sensitive teeth my whole life (which is true) the reality is I just like my ice cream to be mushy

They really did I don't know what happened to the 2k series but at least it was passable as a decent baseball game