molarbear

I honestly kind of miss flip phones

https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Those hands free phone ear pieces that were big like a decade ago You may be saying to yourself "well now wait, I still see them occasionally" I'm here to inform you that my 60 year old uncle just discovered this piece of technology and is now rocking it everywhere he goes, it's definitely going to be in the grave soon

He makes a very valid argument about genre of the Titanic movie

TEXAS

This is one of my favorites by him I think it's because in a previous relationship I've been in that brunch situation and know exactly what it feels like to sit at a table and slowly die inside

I'm busting it out It's their punishment for losing and ruining my picks

It ran off I've seen Deer live through worse and they're smaller also when I heard this I laughed my ass off

Try being a Packers fan and living in Oklahoma The Cowboys were always the Regional game they showed on TV back in the day It increased my hatred of those cunts 1000%

I was making a joke about the Butterfly effect and it went straight over your head and into the stands

You told me a long while back that you were working for the job corp, got told to finish your water while you were cutting down trees and chunked your water at the lady that told you to finish your water

*container with water inside it

this could have all been prevented if you had never thrown that bottle of water

suit yourself now you're gonna be defenseless when the Inca zombie army rises

Also I gotta say, I didn't expect the Texans to get shut out today

Ya know..... I was secretly hoping you were going to spend all your time training an army of Alpacas while you were there

If you see him tell him I'm about 12 years behind on the whole "facial hair" thing

Not bad! That being said don't take it as too much of a compliment because I'm still trying to master stick figures so my artistic eye is that of a 8 year old

Are there truly any terrible ones? Aside from the one that murdered someone recently... I meant

I would like to discuss this with you but I own a Xbox so my argument would probably be biased Look into Xbox's game pass because it's a pretty good deal. I think you have to have a Gold membership to have to get it but it's a pretty sweet deal. My closing argument is going to be that most the people I think are pretty cool on here have a Xbox, and fuck Texas

I miss having the ability to necro bump threads I made in 2004 on my original account There was one specific one about Canada little 18 year old me made I remember it well because the same night I made that thread was the same night someone took the trashcan in the dorm hallway and filled it the rest of the way up with water from the shower and leaned it against a particular douche's door (the doors opened inwards)

My Dad's Family didn't get to the States until the early 1900's so I got lucky on that side Anything I find embarrassing on my Mom's side I just tell people they were married in

FTFY