molarbear

Oh lord, that means I'm left to rant in this thread to myself about baseball BRACE YO SELFS!

I say we strike while the iron is hot and drop a loin cloth woven from redhead people's hair

I once held a sneeze in and then couldn't bend over for a couple days without jolting pain throughout my back Sitting on the Toilet went from being an enjoyable thing to ascending the Aggro Crag

I can't help but notice the clear dodging of the "Godzilla is the reason NY has a traffic problem" theory

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I feel like a horse and carriage would have been much more efficient in this scenario Granted I have no idea how large a "Borough" is and my only experience with NY in any form is what I've seen in Movies... Traffic just doesn't move. Once you attempt to drive you're just signing a death warrant to slowly and painfully sit in the same spot on the road while honking your horn in anger that Godzilla is 8 miles away delaying traffic and breathing fire

I suggest installing an alarm clock in your guest bathroom that's set to go off every 5 mins Best not to ask questions and just take my word for it

Sometimes I think I do but this day and age not having a tattoo seems more rare plus I'm always afraid I'm going to get one and it's going to look like a 5 year old drew it

I dunno, mine kinda flows with my name

Order a Pizza!

That's how I feel about Tomatoes, I hate them but they're fun to grow

I still can't blow a bubble with gum and at this point I'm too scared to ask for help

That's what I planted last weekend, along with some Okra and Green Beans

@DBZ4ever Has mentioned this exact same thing before I don't eat Trix so I just chalked it up to the delusions of an old man

Just hope your Pupper never develops a taste for Frogs

Bruh you're Catastraphizing It's probably nothing

did she check your internet search history? I told you to quit looking at the Elephant on Hyena porn

Noice

Sure! I'm down anytime

Before answering I would just like to mention that my opinion can be bought with a Ninja Turtle yarn figure

pssh my palate is way too fancy for such food Tonight I may put ketchup on my fries

I mean, the positive is you haven't had to join the war on Pollen yet

I think I took this a couple weekends ago It's my Brother's Girlfriend's Dog