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molarbear

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  1. It's times like this I wish AVclubpresident had made it to these boards He'd show you what a true amish pornstar can do with his erotic wood cutting
  2. I feel like this is me dancing when I drink Notice the minimal foot movement due to the two left feet
  3. *flex '04 still the only cuddle pile I want
  4. Can't tell if this means you're going to party or buy an old cell phone and play snake
  5. I had something about Harry Potter not being able to go to Hogsmeade but I donated blood like 20 mins ago and I'm kind of out of it Here's a dog
  6. I'm sorry I hope you get to feeling better soon, the flu is a bitch and a half
  7. ......Are there 3 of them?
  8. I know these are old but I just found them recently Mikey Day cracks me up
  9. It took me 5 mins on youtube to find this old gem *holy fuck if you're wearing headphones this video is ear shattering
  10. Nope, it was cold out I pretty much just watched movies the rest of the day
  11. I wasn't hungry, have you ever had a cosmic brownie?
  12. I don't remember, can they challenge penalties in the NFL now? Either way this gives me a reason to avoid facebook because my cousins are Bears fans and always say the officials cost them the game when the Packers beat them
  13. What happened? For some reason Fox decided to show the Eagles/Redskins game here and I didn't feel like going to a sports bar
  14. Went to the store to get groceries and buy socks I found those little brownies with the m&m's in them and got so excited about it that I completely forgot to get socks I regret nothing
  15. Happy Birthday!
  16. How much would it cost for Scarlett Johansson to say "Yes, pour that lemon juice all over the carpet; you dirty boy" Asking for Cracky
  17. Happy Birthday!
  18. It was my understanding that pictures never made it out of Vegas
  19. Do you unclick them when you're done?
  20. I do that too until it starts running low, then I roll up the bottom
  21. What happens when a spider climbs into your toothpaste and you end up brushing your teeth with spider instead of toothpaste? Typing that sentence legit made me cringe
  22. No, he's an even worse thing
  23. I just noticed he left the lid off the pen he used and now I have to burn his house down
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