molarbear

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It's 2020, it's called a "Pengis" now Also Uranus probably has a Dick in it, kids these days

>.> Yes That stuff is tasty

I hope you know I wasted a thinking grenade coming up with that idea

buy a bunch of watermelons and dress them in clothes you don't wear anymore and chop that The watermelon juice will look like bloody chunks, and your neighbors will never bother you again

Build a snow man then chop said snow man with your sword

I have many a night like that except instead of a half frozen waffle and being high I'm remembering something that happened back in like 3rd grade

They sell USB SNES controllers for like $10

I had questions about that as well In other news that KC game was crazy I literally went to flip/put away laundry and all the sudden they had the lead

^ Have the greatest Sunday you can!

Molar anything! 3 inch punch is no joke!

I just want some damn snow

You gotta start somewhere When I started running MM2 it took me 42 mins and I died multiple times

We were suppose to get 3-6 inches of snow here Then they were predicting tornados and all kinds of crazy stuff It literally just rained and thundered a little

"The higher salary will reportedly be tested in select U.S. restaurants in the Midwest and Northeast."

My favorite one will always be "I like playing blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle"

My only warning is if he ever rents a Ryder truck for a no reason distance yourself from him

I don't know People that voluntarily wear camo out in public (especially around here) are generally the type I avoid That being said my best friend had a camo jacket that he wore but it doubled as the jacket he wore when he went hunting

I read the title, then I read the first sentence and I was like "Holy fuck! This is totally his wife posting to mislead the investigators looking into his murder." Then I read the last sentence and thought "This is worse than a freaking Dad joke Cracky"

This is the only red flag I saw

If it had been any other team I would have wished him the best of luck Now I kind of hope he steps on a lego at least once a week

I found a $5 bill in my jeans the other day and it kind of made my day It's not much, I just really like surprises