molarbear

Buy a diet cake?

You should buy a cake bonus points if the lady at the checkout asks you if you're going to share it with people and you say yes... then you proceed to eat the entire thing by yourself in a day

Is this is a "Next time Claw!" moment or WTF?

Last year the Consolation bracket worked like the Champ bracket

I tried to help you with your question but after looking at the brackets I think Scoob was champ but I can't confirm toilet bowl champ you're gonna need to ask @empty I think he may be the Toilet champ

👍 Good Job!

Nah, just some high winds

I will gladly trade you on Christmas day I was standing outside (comfortably) in gym shorts and a t-shirt

Shit is getting ridiculous

Ghost hoggs now

At least you guys have basements up there

The Tornado sirens should not be going off 😨

The first thing I thought of was the "Cockamouse" from HIMYM I want to think it's cute but also want to stay at least 50 feet away from it

My favorite part is Culver's for some damn reason they haven't made it down here yet

The year was 2018, no one was making a random huge deal about 2020 being around the corner. My Team won one game the entire regular season and then somehow limped it's way through 3 straight consolation bracket victories whilst I slayed a dragon with my bare hands to claim the Toilet Bowl Take the title with pride Pooh, and make sure you tell everyone you slayed a dragon with your bare hands because 100 years from now when someone stumbles upon this corner of the internet we can't escape.... I want some dumb kid to write a report in school about fantasy football and people on a cartoon message board that slayed dragons with their bare hands

....... >.> Fuck Texas

Archie is a small pup they're normally annoying but Archie is an exception, he get the wiggle butts when he see's people. 12/10 is a good Pup

Where did they go through when you got to my neck of the woods?

Thank you! The playoff setup is different this year, but I'm fairly positive I'm not the Toilet Champ anymore I hope whoever earned it this year carries it with pride because I'm taking it back next year

This may sound weird but, I've always wanted to ride on a train There's no hidden meaning to that, the only ones around here are cargo trains and I always thought it be cool to take a train somewhere

It was brought over today I now have an ornament cup

Awww, thank you! I hope you had a great Christmas, and you're quite possibly one of the nicest people I've ever known... plus you love Aminals (that was intentional) I'd word that better but I kind of started drinking around 4 when everyone came over

Not really, he's about the size of a Corgi

It's 2 pm and it still hasn't happened yet I'm not complaining because food was eaten and the food coma has kicked in but I'm super excited for my Brother to open the present I got him He wanted one shirt, so I bought him 5 of them in different colors

That's a scene from Napoleon Dynamite