molarbear

My favorite one will always be "I like playing blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle"

My only warning is if he ever rents a Ryder truck for a no reason distance yourself from him

I don't know People that voluntarily wear camo out in public (especially around here) are generally the type I avoid That being said my best friend had a camo jacket that he wore but it doubled as the jacket he wore when he went hunting

I read the title, then I read the first sentence and I was like "Holy fuck! This is totally his wife posting to mislead the investigators looking into his murder." Then I read the last sentence and thought "This is worse than a freaking Dad joke Cracky"

This is the only red flag I saw

If it had been any other team I would have wished him the best of luck Now I kind of hope he steps on a lego at least once a week

I found a $5 bill in my jeans the other day and it kind of made my day It's not much, I just really like surprises

So far I'm 0-3 in playoff picks Don't freak out people, but this may be some kind of super power

Super Mario Bros 3 Bad News Baseball It's already been said but Mega Man 2 holds a special place in my heart

https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Happy Birthday!

My old pupper use to sleep on it I like to think her ghost protects it still

I have 6 of them because pillow forts...and demon slaying

I sleep with boxer briefs on because even though the odds are slim, I don't want a spider climbing in my bed and biting my junk

and get done and the ice settles randomly 5 mins later with a violent clanking noise at 4 in the morning It's ok if this causes you to jump 12 ft in the air and "Shi Shi Shaw" in a random direction with deadly intent You're armed for this moment throw a pillow or two and hope it slays whatever Demon is in that direction. If it fails immediately hide under the covers because that's like +400 protection from anything

You gotta read it again my dude

Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? Because you almost just did

I feel you may need this

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

you having a stronger will than I