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molarbear

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  1. You gotta start somewhere When I started running MM2 it took me 42 mins and I died multiple times
  2. We were suppose to get 3-6 inches of snow here Then they were predicting tornados and all kinds of crazy stuff It literally just rained and thundered a little
  3. "The higher salary will reportedly be tested in select U.S. restaurants in the Midwest and Northeast."
  4. My favorite one will always be "I like playing blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle"
  5. My only warning is if he ever rents a Ryder truck for a no reason distance yourself from him
  6. I don't know People that voluntarily wear camo out in public (especially around here) are generally the type I avoid That being said my best friend had a camo jacket that he wore but it doubled as the jacket he wore when he went hunting
  7. I read the title, then I read the first sentence and I was like "Holy fuck! This is totally his wife posting to mislead the investigators looking into his murder." Then I read the last sentence and thought "This is worse than a freaking Dad joke Cracky"
  8. This is the only red flag I saw
  9. If it had been any other team I would have wished him the best of luck Now I kind of hope he steps on a lego at least once a week
  10. I found a $5 bill in my jeans the other day and it kind of made my day It's not much, I just really like surprises
  11. So far I'm 0-3 in playoff picks Don't freak out people, but this may be some kind of super power
  12. Super Mario Bros 3 Bad News Baseball It's already been said but Mega Man 2 holds a special place in my heart
  13. https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
  14. Happy Birthday!
  15. My old pupper use to sleep on it I like to think her ghost protects it still
  16. I have 6 of them because pillow forts...and demon slaying
  17. I sleep with boxer briefs on because even though the odds are slim, I don't want a spider climbing in my bed and biting my junk
  18. and get done and the ice settles randomly 5 mins later with a violent clanking noise at 4 in the morning It's ok if this causes you to jump 12 ft in the air and "Shi Shi Shaw" in a random direction with deadly intent You're armed for this moment throw a pillow or two and hope it slays whatever Demon is in that direction. If it fails immediately hide under the covers because that's like +400 protection from anything
  19. You gotta read it again my dude
  20. Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? Because you almost just did
  21. I feel you may need this
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