Calling it now
Belicheck has Brady sign a 1 year contract with the Titans just so he can spy on them
because no one puts Belicheck in the corner in the first round of the playoffs
taking off my pants and putting on gym shorts/pajama pants
being in a room full of people and having the dog come hang out with you and not them
getting home from picking up food and finding extra food in the bag
I once drove 4 hours to visit a friend there
It was seriously the most depressing drive I've ever been on
It was just flat, dead grass, and then some flatness with snow and I got all excited
buy a bunch of watermelons and dress them in clothes you don't wear anymore and chop that
The watermelon juice will look like bloody chunks, and your neighbors will never bother you again
We were suppose to get 3-6 inches of snow here
Then they were predicting tornados and all kinds of crazy stuff
It literally just rained and thundered a little