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Not really, he's about the size of a Corgi

It's 2 pm and it still hasn't happened yet I'm not complaining because food was eaten and the food coma has kicked in but I'm super excited for my Brother to open the present I got him He wanted one shirt, so I bought him 5 of them in different colors

That's a scene from Napoleon Dynamite

Due to the layout this year I'm not sure who the toilet bowl champ is Whomever you are you carry this title with pride

I met Archie last night He gets so excited to see people that his entire butt wiggles

Never they're just doggos

That's how you know it's true love! My best friend and I greet each other with a middle finger most the time

too much work, would rather complain

also yes

yes

JK, Don't care. Love you bro! I've been drinking still, Merry whatever! Stay you

Post faster ya old fart!

I got a drink that turns into a ornament I failed to grab the clippy part that makes it an ornament though

proceeds to ignore phone

tell them you have explosive diarrhea no one ever questions that

I'm sorry about your Grandpa but I literally chortled reading that

there's really no drama, Christmas is usually pretty chill for me

I always spend it with my mom, dad, and brother When that's done I go hangout with my best friend's family where there is generally enough booze to make the elephants go extinct

I have no idea what lives under her Apt but I don't want to leave your thread hanging bro

At least you didn't leave it in the pocket of your jeans and accidentally sent it through the washer like someone I know did when they were in College >.>

@crackymckrackin is so old the Government now issues him those weird blue hard candies your grandparents always have that you never see in the store

She's still a good pupper!

....... I was turning 3

It's times like this I wish AVclubpresident had made it to these boards He'd show you what a true amish pornstar can do with his erotic wood cutting

I feel like this is me dancing when I drink Notice the minimal foot movement due to the two left feet