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molarbear

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  1. Calling it now Belicheck has Brady sign a 1 year contract with the Titans just so he can spy on them because no one puts Belicheck in the corner in the first round of the playoffs
  2. I'm sorry! Parks and Recs is a much better show
  3. you good Bro? Or, are we entering "Bat Country?"
  4. taking off my pants and putting on gym shorts/pajama pants being in a room full of people and having the dog come hang out with you and not them getting home from picking up food and finding extra food in the bag
  5. I once drove 4 hours to visit a friend there It was seriously the most depressing drive I've ever been on It was just flat, dead grass, and then some flatness with snow and I got all excited
  6. That one shit hole with all the tornadoes but, it's not Texas so I can't complain too much
  7. Happy Birthday!
  8. Cement Mixer
  9. It's 2020, it's called a "Pengis" now Also Uranus probably has a Dick in it, kids these days
  10. >.> Yes That stuff is tasty
  11. I hope you know I wasted a thinking grenade coming up with that idea
  12. buy a bunch of watermelons and dress them in clothes you don't wear anymore and chop that The watermelon juice will look like bloody chunks, and your neighbors will never bother you again
  13. Build a snow man then chop said snow man with your sword
  14. molarbear

    it's 3am

    I have many a night like that except instead of a half frozen waffle and being high I'm remembering something that happened back in like 3rd grade
  15. They sell USB SNES controllers for like $10
  16. I had questions about that as well In other news that KC game was crazy I literally went to flip/put away laundry and all the sudden they had the lead
  17. ^ Have the greatest Sunday you can!
  18. Molar anything! 3 inch punch is no joke!
  19. I just want some damn snow
  20. You gotta start somewhere When I started running MM2 it took me 42 mins and I died multiple times
  21. We were suppose to get 3-6 inches of snow here Then they were predicting tornados and all kinds of crazy stuff It literally just rained and thundered a little
  22. "The higher salary will reportedly be tested in select U.S. restaurants in the Midwest and Northeast."
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