Vamped

The sex I had with your mother meant nothing .... I was drunk ... and vulnerable

I would be supportive for you but it wouldnt be much of a challenge for me

Jesus .... not the tits

I have the health bar of a toddler. If you stand too close and breath one me, Ill fall over.

I had no idea. I would've definitely got everybody at work dildos instead of chocolate

Please send me some of that magic lucky fairy dust you have over there. I would also like a new house and the option to not work while I finish my master's degree. Ill send you a stamp

Is this your new years resolution?

An 8 hour charge sounds intense

Wow ... that .... fucked me up real good

This is what he does to unwind after all the deliveries I never knew

I did something similar but it wasnt so much a bad neighborhood, it was just under some frat guys that literally fucked chicks and vacuumed intermittently all day. I ended up having to complain to the leasing office. Damn I miss that 1st apartment. But I kinda want a townhouse or a small house next

You're welcome! Ill post my cuties in a bit

Lol! I was gonna ask if you worked for cengage but I was like... better not

I haven't really been feeling Xmas this year either. Im ready for it to be over and it to be the weekend. Ive been watching the last season of Voltron

Merry Christmas!

Could be worse. You could be homeless with no family, sucking dick for cocaine money ... probably contracting HIV instead of spending time with people who care enough about you to want you around >.>

I did. It was the complete edition. I just finished the blood and wine dlc. I finished the main story awhile ago.

I finished the Witcher 3 Sunday night and now I dont know what to do with myself

We woke up at like 10am and I made a breakfast caserole Gonna put on a fresh set of pajamas and chill

Back in the tinychat days we watched some dude fap on chaturbate as a group I can't tell you why

Thats understandable but I'm sure its better to not be depressed when you have the chance

What were you doing? Rubbing your toes into their carpet?

You want me to go kill some ants or something because that's about all I can do ... A plague on all your houses! A plague of holiday merriment!