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If you've been at a job forever and still only making minimum wage, Id be fucking depressed too.

Im just saying Im not really invested in chatting up the old women at work because I know Id never talk to them if I weren't forced in a work environment with them for 8+ hours a day. I smile and chat back but I would really rather not

Maybe they just hate all the annoying old people at work I don't wanna see a picture of your goddamn grandkids Sharon. Can I enjoy my lunch break without being force fed gossip?! .... office community service project? ... I dont give a DAMN.

The last time I went to a DQ I was pregnant and they had this Jurassic World blizzard. It had peanutbutter cookie dough and chocolate chips .... I don't think I've actually gotten food from them.

I .... have been told I sound like an adolescent boy ... so I'm not sure how calming or soothing I am. >.> I'm also not a good person to cry to because I dunno what to do afterwards beside sitting there like this and asking if you need anything?

Did you check to see how much the generics were? Sometimes you have to make due with Equate and Wal-zyr

Where are you headed? I dont think I'd be worried about losing one, more like I'd be worried about slapping one for saying something crazy.

Willing to accept subpar dick in exchange for a great personality and halfsies on a welsh corgi

I don't understand why people think, the more they yell, the more inclined you are to help them.

I assume something manly .... a cigar made from the flesh of his enemies

I see it now that you mention it

Maybe if you got a job she would be nicer

I've had glasses since 2nd grade but I didn't start actually wearing them until about 5th grade.

you did everything you could

I remember my mom had one. She gave me one when I got my 97 chevy metro but I never used it because I figured nobody wanted to steal my car anyway. I used to leave my doors unlocked too

Do you accept ..... trident layers

Who let you out of Dumpster Fires?

Only one way to find out

I'm a firm believer of .... if you like the way you look fuck everybody else And if you don't like the way you look, love yourself anyway and work on it

Seal actually ....