Vamped

Dunno what kinda fun you're trying to have on a school night miss

Bring the dick, ill bring the money for cinnabons

It does look a little sad. I get irrationally aroused at busy airports so ... that looks pretty chill

It was probably something wrong with the paperwork or they needed a broker or something. Thats usually what happens when packages get held up at FedEx anyway

I complain alot about needing to make new friends .... but I also avoid going out to actually meet knew people. Plus I have resting bitch face and a small child .... sooo not too sure if Im approachable to people besides creepy old men

I assumed you were going to tell us you attempted to drown it

I just realized I let my driver's license expire ..... SONOFABITCH

You'll do fine

Shit is ugly as hell

I thought this movie was a joke. Gawd .... they're serious?! LMAO

I like mine so I wouldnt change it. I hated my first name for a long time but now fine with it

But what about the foot massage?

I need incentive. I could really use some alcohol and a foot massage

Well....get on it

And koi pond and yard statuettes.... like Im jealous and I dont even like going outside

First of all, Raisin Bran is great

Nah. I refuse to show as much interest in Star Wars as I show in Star Trek.

I need a BEER. X.X

Before I read the text I was like .... but why is the hulk bursting out of Dead Space

Im putting my money on the fedex man slapping the guy across the face with his scanner first. He probably won't win the fight, but those scanners can take a beating

Fuck on it