Vamped

I had T-mobile but I didnt get service at my job. I used the wifi at my apartment and it was fine. Then we went on a trip to the mountains and I was the only one without reception. I ended up switching to AT&T around last year because I need reliable reception now more than ever. Customer service was way better with T-mobile though and I had an old unlimited plan that was cheaper than what I pay at AT&T.

Yeah the Tmobile merger is what I was trying to remember. I think I got excited thinking I would get better service if they merged.

Didnt at&t try to merge/ buy someone out and they refused to let them because there wouldn't be enough competition?

Yeah but I was hoping he could get some play time with other kids his age

I ended my planet fitness membership because I was basically paying a fat tax.

Well my college had a summer program option that I paid 55 dollars to apply for because I figured it was free for students .... anyway we cant go because the 1-3 year olds have to be completely potty trained .... and the miniature literally just took his pull up off and pooped in the hall so ....

Nah. I hate Summer/Spring. Fucking mosquitoes and gnats ... go back to hell where you belong. I live for hoodie season

I gave him a dollar because he offered to take the bag to the dumpster buy I refused to hand my poop off. It .... was ... alot. It was like a deflated football ... I am not proud

So ... I was like 7 months pregnant and I was leaving work and I thought I could make it back to my apartment .... i couldve stopped at my parents house and pooped but nooo ... I didnt wanna have to stay and talk. I was right around the corner from my apartment and the baby just started fucking tap dancing and it came out .... then I tried to keep it in my maternity pants until I got to the bathroom .... but it slid out right infront of my door ... luckily it was only one guy out there and he didnt say anything about it. I got it up and then he asked me for 50 cents to get slushie

So .... there's a lot going on in this thread and in no way am I qualified to give you advice but it sounds like you just finally had a catharsis. I understand feeling like you don't want to burden your friends with how you're feeling but that is what real friends are for. Your friends care about you and would be willing to atleast listen and let you vent even if they can't offer any real advice. I think this concentration of emotion you experienced is perfectly normal and human. You should trust someone to talk to your feelings about even if its not a therapist. Break ups are hard for everybody and just from what I read it seems like your ex should probably get some professional help if she hasn't already because unresolved trauma will tend to snowball and lead to escapist tendencies. Everybody has trauma, you just have to choose how you're going to deal with it. Work on accepting that you are worthy of love and understanding.

Our theme every week is how quickly and creatively can we come up with an excuse for disappointing our customers

If it was a semi truck, they would probably find fault with the truck driver though

I would post my desk totoro but he's on my right

GODDAMMIT! You even had divine intervention and you still didnt do it?! You've insulted the Gods

Done and done.

So ... not at one of your comedy shows. Got it.

So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes

How do you want it to go down?

Its seperated so you can insert motherfuckin in the middle when his badassery blows your mind and forces you to marvel at his outstanding cuteness

Hey woah .... I didnt come here to talk about my problems. I came here to laugh at the problems of others

Im iffy about seeing it. I still havent seen Endgame or Detective Pikachu

Cold is all that matters

Gonna have to sell some ass because its too hot to not have air