Vamped

Maybe you should because she is beautiful and her figure is wonderful

not alot ... just yours

nothing but booze and bitches for Geoffrey now

I had to take my actual diploma to a job interview a few months ago. I keep it in the FedEx envelope it came in on the top shelf of my closet right next to the miniature's newborn photos and my Xbox 360

Lol never would have saw it that way until you pointed it out

Im always in the mood for hummus

I need the aisle seat so I can stretch my legs out every so often

Good thing it was a male cop.

5 small ones? That sounds like the worst tentacle monster ever

hmm .... this doesn't seem right .... I need a new knee, lower back, upper half of a buttcheek, hands, wrists, ankles, prolly some new eyes >.>

Gawd ... the miniature has chewed holes in the collars of all his pajama shirts.

This does not change my previous statement

First of all bologna is gross.

Not that I think you would be this creepy but let me tell you a story. So on some days when I venture out into the warehouse to pretend to look for something (really Im just hiding from the old ladies in the office), I usually see a few people about to start their shifts. I usually smile or speak to everyone because I think it makes me look less mean and Im southern .... anyway ... I started seeing this dude around so I speak and keep going on my way ... then I started seeing him every day so I was like .... eh I must leave at the start of his shift .... nothing out of the ordinary ... then when I got my orthopedic boot for my sprained ankle I stopped at the time clock to talk to this old lady and he just fucking swooped down off the conveyor belt and said.....I could massage your foot for you. >.> this creeped me right the fuck out so I was like lol nah Im good .... and began to hobble my ass out the door ... like dont stalk women ...obviously I go out of my way to avoid this dude and another old dude. I will literally walk 10 mins out of my way to avoid them ... on a sprained ankle

Its called Behind the Curve. I couldn't finish it

Well I was saying .... I would eat a horse

They dont eat them because they're cute or too close to pets. I would probably eat them all so ....

cats and dogs animals people keep as pets

I think about them every time people talk about not being able to eat cute protein. I have no qualms about eating a horse

This sounds about right given Flat-Earther logic. I tried watching that documentary on Netflix about Flat-Eathers .... in the trailer, the very first line was "where we differ from science" ..... it gave me a headache in like the first 20 mins. I'm more concerned about if the people in the documentary knew they were going to make them look like idiots before they signed on to the project or did they just not know how terrible the documentary was going to make them look.

I don't. I know what size I wear and I get my clothes primarily from one store because its one of the only the stores that makes pants long enough for me. I usually guess on the miniature's size based on how he fits his current clothes. The last time I used a dressing room was for the miniature to have him try on one of those 3 piece dress pants, vest, and clip on tie numbers at the mall because I wanted to make sure his pants fit.

Well .... it also could probably mean you're having a mental break or you let your dog get possessed by a demon