Vamped

.... and this is how you end up in prison

I'm trying to catch up on all my work stuff that nobody did correctly while I was on vacation >.> Then I somehow have to convince the senior manager to reduce my hours so I can start this internship so I can finish my master's degree program in May

.... sounds villainous

Same.

I don't think its that unusual. If he never had a big impact in her life, why would she miss him?

I loathe my job ... Im just working there until I finish my masters. .... actually I need to go in there and bargain for a shift adjustment so I can work this internship =_= Yay for picking up a second job that only pays in experience

I just came back from a last hoorah cruise with my grandpa ... he doesn't need a card at this point

Im glad she's doing better.

I always put PB on both slices of the bread and a little dollop of preserves down the middle of on slice. >.> Its mostly a peanutbutter sandwich with a little moisture so I don't choke and die

I keep hearing its a hard watch and I don't wanna be emotionally traumatized just yet

Paper Soldiers

Id rather do 2nd shift than 3rd. Night shifts are more laid back than day shifts but I still prefer to go to work as soon as I get up so I can the shit over with

Pull yourself together, you're bootyblind

You're all twitterpated!!!

I know, feel free to worship me

I'll say this ....I'm not in a hurry to see it nor am I paying to see it.

I don't swim in natural bodies of water .... I'll wade into the ocean ... but I don't do rivers. Disney World and Universal. I'm your champion

Must be that time of year

You'll have to frisk me first officer

.... I have a tender scalp so .... nah bro

Probably just trying to score some free snacks

no thanks, I'm full

Marry her and find out. >.> I need somebody to commit to this