Vamped

Didnt you break your foot or ankle or something too? I need you to be careful. Its only a matter of time before some old lady asks you if you have a boyfriend and then whispers .... is he beating you?

I dun wanna

>.> That villain mustache is indeed villainous

throw those socks away

My Hero Academia: Hero Rising 7.5/10 It was fun and action packed. They tried to give everybody a little moment to Go Beyond .... but y'know ... the extras continue to be extras. I think seeing it in the theater makes it better because people were so into it so you get super into it. I actually enjoyed seeing so much diversity in the audience. It was all pretty cool.

Im still waiting for her to tell me how to smoke 1 weed

Im actually trying to get into yoga too

What kinda business? Gonna inherit a tampon emporium?

The phat kind

All the single dudes I saw looked like somebody's drunk uncles XD Fairly sure they were somebody's drunk uncles in hindsight

Im actually surprised to see men there. I didnt think single men cruised together lol Ive never heard a bunch of dudes plan a cruise together.

"But did you bring the snacks like I asked you to?" -Darkness

Gross. They always make me think of boogers

Girl same. Nothing turns me into a bitch faster than people fucking with my peeps.

I saw this thread and gave it try. I was really kinda turned off at first but now Im interested to see how it turns out

I mean Im probably just gonna stumble my way through it like everything else. Ill have to ride in his car ... which makes me feel uneasy because I prefer hatchbacks

When you have a bachelor's degree but you're still poor because its basically a high school diploma

Could've been worse. You could have been looking forward to playing but battling the sudden onset of sniffles so intensely you played yourself and drank all the sinus soother tea ... only to realize too late it has the damn sleepy time bear on the box Waking up at 6am noticing its not even Friday anymore Then realizing you fell asleep before your kid ... who fell asleep across your face ... fully clothed ... with the xbox remote in his hand

We had a meeting at my internship where I actually decided to speak up for myself and say I didn't think I was learning very much. Now Im gonna get to go out for real with one of the social workers Tiny win of the week

Aww he looks nice. Imma go fuck him up XD

Good luck and I wish you a speedy recovery! 💖

I just got some big ass glasses and I cant really remember why I picked them out. >.> On second thought... prolly to hide my thick ass lenses

Did you make it with a woman?!